Female Plumber Starting Own Business although she might regret her landrover rant.

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Re: Female Plumber Starting Own Business

also

also steer clear of croppies 'pink thing' :rofl:

OMG, Kay-Jay this made me laugh so hard I almost wet myself ! Please stop, I'm to young to need tenna lady yet! lol

 

[Toggles]

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Wow this thread must be a record, 66 replies and 1168 views since it started 1 day ago.

Looks like everyone want to be the hero for the damsel in need.

Aaaahhh, But Snoopy who said I was a damsel OR in need ? Maybe its just the banter or general topic that has drawn those numbers?..... Maybe even my charm! lol

 

[Toggles]

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Stick around snoopy it always ends in tears on here when a lady appears on the radar!

Awww APPlumbing, if you play nice in the playground it wont end in tears.
Of course if you are willing to give it your best shot, I like a challenge, are you willing to back your comment with money, if so ....let the games begin !!.... PLAYTIME ;D lol

 

[kay-jay]

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Awww APPlumbing, if you play nice in the playground it wont end in tears.
Of course if you are willing to give it your best shot, I like a challenge, are you willing to back your comment with money, if so ....let the games begin !!.... PLAYTIME ;D lol

Sadly toggles. When app is around it usually ends in tears. People just cant help bullying a fully grown man who insists on drinking pink drinks.

If you stick arou d im sure you'll get to know everybodies eccentricities.

Heres a few rules I stick by

1) dont mention landrovers
2) avoid croppie at all costs
3) dont accept a drink from adam (app)
4) don't mention landrovers
5) dont mention landrovers.

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[rpm]

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Stick around snoopy it always ends in tears on here when a lady appears on the radar!

Based on recent history that`s an odd`s on cert!

 

[rpm]

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Aaaahhh, But Snoopy who said I was a damsel

So the lady plumber you refered to in your OP isn`t you then?

 

[kay-jay]

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So the lady plumber you refered to in your OP isn`t you then?

Damsel is a maiden, usually of noble birth. I know loads of ladies none of em damsels lol.

 

[rpm]

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Damsel is a maiden, usually of noble birth.

In the days before there was plumbers! Good grief man what book are you reading? lol

 

[kris]

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Haha , one female poster and everyone goes wild,,,, class

 

[rpm]

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Haha , one female poster and everyone goes wild,,,, class

Welcome to the party kris. lol

 

[kris]

Re: Female Plumber Starting Own Business

Thought I'd read the thread until I noticed how many posts lol, it's good to see more higher number of posts in the threads,

 

[rpm]

Re: Female Plumber Starting Own Business

Thought I'd read the thread until I noticed how many posts lol, it's good to see more higher number of posts in the threads,

Pour yourself a wee dram and pull up a chair mate it`s all so predictable when a lady posts. lol

 

[snoopy8888]

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Haha , one female poster and everyone goes wild,,,, class

The queen bee has release her pheromones.
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[Dotty]

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Pour yourself a wee dram and pull up a chair mate it`s all so predictable when a lady posts. lol

Wellllllllllllllllllllllll............... It makes a change from the tarts who usually post.........

 

[rpm]

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Wellllllllllllllllllllllll............... It makes a change from the tarts who usually post.........

You don`t really wanna see that photo again do you? lol

Toggles might have second ideas about that CPR!

 

[Dotty]

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Need I remind you about this ickle banning stick I possess.....

 

[rpm]

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Need I remind you about this ickle banning stick I possess.....

Fine by me mate, I don`t have ickles but I do have a photo. lol

 

[Dotty]

Re: Female Plumber Starting Own Business

Fine by me mate, I don`t have ickles but I do have a photo. lol

Fair play sir, fair play!

 

[Toggles]

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Sadly toggles. When app is around it usually ends in tears. People just cant help bullying a fully grown man who insists on drinking pink drinks.

If you stick arou d im sure you'll get to know everybodies eccentricities.

Heres a few rules I stick by

1) dont mention landrovers
2) avoid croppie at all costs
3) dont accept a drink from adam (app)
4) don't mention landrovers
5) dont mention landrovers.

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Ok Kay-jay, I wont mention Landrovers at all, or that they are:-

LANDROVERS; Boys toys
LANDROVERS; Lego Cars
LANDROVERS; Pimp Mobiles
LANDROVERS; Suck
LANDROVERS; For men with small *****
LANDROVERS; When they cant get satisfaction elsewhere
LANDROVERS; Makes them feel cool (it doesn't work)
LANDROVERS; Vets car, get you're arm up that horses bum
LANDROVERS; All the gadgets are needed as they have nothing else to play with
LANDROVERS; Fatties usually drive them as they cant fit in any other type of car
LANDROVERS; Look, They are just crap, OK !!!!! lMAO

 

[Toggles]

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Based on recent history that`s an odd`s on cert!

I could prove you wrong, If I could be bothered that is !!! lol
Negativity is so drab rpm......

 

[rpm]

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Ok Kay-jay, I wont mention Landrovers at all, or that they are:-

LANDROVERS; Boys toys
LANDROVERS; Lego Cars
LANDROVERS; Pimp Mobiles
LANDROVERS; Suck
LANDROVERS; For men with small *****
LANDROVERS; When they cant get satisfaction elsewhere
LANDROVERS; Makes them feel cool (it doesn't work)
LANDROVERS; Vets car, get you're arm up that horses bum
LANDROVERS; All the gadgets are needed as they have nothing else to play with
LANDROVERS; Fatties usually drive them as they cant fit in any other type of car
LANDROVERS; Look, They are just crap, OK !!!!! lMAO

Oh dear! Better put the flak jacket and tin helmet on Togs, that`s war talk that is!

 

[Dotty]

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Ok Kay-jay, I wont mention Landrovers at all, or that they are:-

LANDROVERS; Boys toys
LANDROVERS; Lego Cars
LANDROVERS; Pimp Mobiles
LANDROVERS; Suck
LANDROVERS; For men with small *****
LANDROVERS; When they cant get satisfaction elsewhere
LANDROVERS; Makes them feel cool (it doesn't work)
LANDROVERS; Vets car, get you're arm up that horses bum
LANDROVERS; All the gadgets are needed as they have nothing else to play with
LANDROVERS; Fatties usually drive them as they cant fit in any other type of car
LANDROVERS; Look, They are just crap, OK !!!!! lMAO

There it goes..... There's the heart attack.....

 

[rpm]

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I could prove you wrong, If I could be bothered that is !!! lol
Negativity is so drab rpm......

As my Niece say`s "Whatever!" But my all time favourite is still "Do I look bothered?" lol

 

[Toggles]

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So the lady plumber you refered to in your OP isn`t you then?

See Kay-Jay's post for a vocabulary lesson and definition, either that or buy a dictionary
Well done Kay and thanks

 

[rpm]

Re: Female Plumber Starting Own Business

See Kay-Jay's post for a vocabulary lesson and definition, either that or buy a dictionary
Well done Kay and thanks

Reckon the dictionary KJ was using went out of print a looong time ago don`t you! lol

 

[Toggles]

Re: Female Plumber Starting Own Business

Pour yourself a wee dram and pull up a chair mate it`s all so predictable when a lady posts. lol

Rpm, are you accepting the challenge, seriously though I'll need some serious quality bait to get me to really bite ! LOL
Anyhoo, nothing is more predictable than finding at least one man who will make that banal, tired and outdated, comment !! haha..... Try harder :45: lmao

 

[Toggles]

Re: Female Plumber Starting Own Business

Oh dear! Better put the flak jacket and tin helmet on Togs, that`s war talk that is!

Bring it, Im feeling bad bum today lol

 

[Toggles]

Re: Female Plumber Starting Own Business

There it goes..... There's the heart attack.....

Well I've been warned not give you mouth to mouth or touch your pink thing, so bend over Crops and i'll shove a cattle prod up you're **** instead !!!! lol

 

[rpm]

Re: Female Plumber Starting Own Business

Rpm, are you accepting the challenge, seriously though I'll need some serious quality bait to get me to really bite ! LOL
Anyhoo, nothing is more predictable than finding at least one man who will make that banal, tired and outdated, comment !! haha..... Try harder :45: lmao

You sure your not taking this banter personal? Everyone male or female gets treated the same and ukpf history can prove that everytime a lady with banter joins in more members post. Chillax Togs.

 

[kay-jay]

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Bring it, Im feeling bad bum today lol

Oh its not him (I dont think) but there are several officianados of landrovers on here, and I rather think it will be a few days till we reach the end of this particular sorry episode. Im sure it wont be long til they all pipe up.......

I did say not to mention it [emoji38]

 

[rpm]

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Oh its not him (I dont think) but there are several officianados of landrovers on here

And I`m not one of them, would rather spend my money on other modes of transport with 2 wheels.

 

[Toggles]

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You sure your not taking this banter personal? Everyone male or female gets treated the same and ukpf history can prove that everytime a lady with banter joins in more members post. Chillax Togs.

Of course not rpm you've all actually succeeded in me considering tenna lady (Thanks for that!) peeing myself laughing all the way, promise
Take me with a pinch of salt

 

[Dotty]

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Well I've been warned not give you mouth to mouth or touch your pink thing, so bend over Crops and i'll shove a cattle prod up you're **** instead !!!! lol

Never will happen. Never been confused.

And on a serious note Togs, can you curb the swearing please? Ta.

 

[Toggles]

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Never will happen. Never been confused.

And on a serious note Togs, can you curb the swearing please? Ta.

Sorry croppie & UkPF peeps, hope I haven't offended. Consider it done

 

[kay-jay]

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Sorry croppie & UkPF peeps, hope I haven't offended. Consider it done

Infractions of the rules are somewhat easier to achieve than offending us. We are on the whole pretty thick skinned.
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