3 word story

[PlumbBobBob]

for five minutes

 

[Barry98]

i was god

 

[Resolute]

Then I slept

 

[quality]

then I woke

 

[Gray0689]

With morning glory

 

[Barry98]

whats the story

 

[quality]

Oasis chimed in

 

[Kev the gas]

Hate my brother

 

[Resolute]

Who won a

 

[Kev the gas]

bird I loved

 

[Resolute]

Kinky little lass

 

[dontknowitall]

who took a

 

[Barry98]

lot to satisfy

 

[Kev the gas]

In the morning

 

[Gray0689]

She wanted more

 

[Resolute]

Then I had

 

[moogwai]

A big poo

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[Gray0689]

After hot curry

 

[SimonJohns]

Using old socks

 

[AWheating]

to wipe up

 

[Resolute]

It felt good

 

[PlumbBobBob]

on the television

 

[Barry98]

in the bedroom

 

[Resolute]

With a beer

 

[Barry98]

and a mag

 

[dontknowitall]

bought in Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

 

[Resolute]

5 minutes ago

 

[quality]

got more beer

 

[Resolute]

And some whisky

 

[PlumbBobBob]

for his gran

 

[dontknowitall]

turismo playing partner

 

[GQuigley67]

this is gash

 

[quality]

M c s

 

[dontknowitall]

was letters until

 

[GQuigley67]

yer maw was

 

[Resolute]

At the bar

 

[GQuigley67]

flickin her bean

 

[Ian10261]

scratching her hoop

 

[Barry98]

needed a poop

 

[PlumbBobBob]

cock a hoop

 

[Kev the gas]

Toilets in Wembley ???????????????

 

[dontknowitall]

This is tripe!

 

[quality]

need more materials

 

[ecowarm]

to keep wolves

 

[AdamMcC5]

with long toenails

 

[quality]

in the carpark

 

[ecowarm]

so the pterodactyl

 

[PlumbBobBob]

bit him in

 

[Ian10261]

the but tocks

 

[ecowarm]

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