3 word story

[julesverne]

covered in mayonaise

 

[dancinplumba]

Which was licked

 

[julesverne]

off his testicles

 

[Kyle87]

By a nun

 

[dancinplumba]

Whose knickers got

 

[Kyle87]

Very very wet

 

[Keefy]

with stinky pi55

 

[dancinplumba]

At bods big

 

[julesverne]

with big skidders

 

[tamz]

Gash! show's yer

 

[Keefy]

Meanwhile in Wigan...

 

[Kyle87]

Nothing exciting happened

 

[dancinplumba]

Keefys gimp mask

 

[Kyle87]

Was covered in

 

[Keefy]

Extra Cold Guinness

 

[Kyle87]

Poured by croppie

 

[julesverne]

who never paid

 

[chris watkins]

for sex acts

 

[Kyle87]

From a midget

 

[chris watkins]

in his life

 

[Keefy]

called Chris Watkins

 

[chris watkins]

cos he's free

 

[chris watkins]

to all comers

 

[dancinplumba]

An a perverted

 

[Kyle87]

From dairy products

 

[hammers4spanner]

bought at aldi

 

[julesverne]

or maybe lidl

 

[Kyle87]

They were stolen

 

[Keefy]

or maybe William's

 

[Dotty]

New paragraph started

 

[Dotty]

Croppie moved thread

 

[Dotty]

Gone past knuckle

 

[lame plumber]

she couldn't shuffle

 

[julesverne]

had no legs

 

[Kyle87]

No arms either

 

[mountainman]

She was Borg

 

[julesverne]

Bjorn Borgs Sister

 

[Atouchofgas]

Or half sister

 

[dancinplumba]

Who married a

 

[julesverne]

A fat hippopotamus

 

[SimonG]

crossed with toaster

 

[mountainman]

In a roadster

 

[julesverne]

By a rollercoaster

 

[Dotty]

Scared of clowns

 

[Dotty]

Yet still comes

 

[Dotty]

On these forums

 

[dancinplumba]

Giving our trade

 

[Howsie]

Huge dripping haemorrhoids.

 

[PlumbBobBob]

said doctor visit

 

[mountainman]

With finger inserted