3 word story

[Dotty]

And leering fiendishly

 

[mountainman]

At a speculum

 

[Dotty]

nearing painful insertion

 

[mountainman]

From a distance

 

[Dotty]

a run up?

 

[mountainman]

The catapult discharges

 

[Dotty]

steaming effluent at

 

[mountainman]

Very close range

 

[kay-jay]

all over croppie

 

[Dotty]

who projectile vomits

 

[kay-jay]

all over himself

 

[Howsie]

And eats it.

 

[Dotty]

with drunken smile

 

[Kyle87]

Whilst touching a

 

[Atouchofgas]

A fat penguin

 

[Dotty]

with fishy fingers

 

[Howsie]

Made from gays.

 

[mountainman]

speaks from experience

 

[Barry98]

You would know

 

[Dotty]

sausage time again!

 

[mountainman]

takes deep breath

 

[Howsie]

Mountain of Men?

 

[Howsie]

Says it all

 

[mountainman]

Now now child!

 

[Dotty]

Nun's keks floating

 

[mountainman]

Manuel says Que?

 

[Howsie]

Ok, sorry dad.

 

[Keefy]

Sticky Vicky stuck

 

[Kyle87]

Something up her

 

[Dotty]

loft access hatch

 

[Kyle87]

Because a plumber

 

[Atouchofgas]

Stuck a plunger

 

[Dotty]

once said that

 

[chris watkins]

it worked wonders

 

[Atouchofgas]

No more blockage

 

[Dotty]

He was lying

 

[Atouchofgas]

Blockage was jammed

 

[chris watkins]

full frontal across

 

[hammers4spanner]

all access denied

 

[Rickster123]

Only two fingers

 

[Howsie]

A six pack

 

[hammers4spanner]

i heard three

 

[Dotty]

front and back

 

[hammers4spanner]

bush needs trimming

 

[mountainman]

Bush or beaver

 

[Kyle87]

Big otters pocket!!

 

[mountainman]

reflected the taxman

 

[hammers4spanner]

plumbers dodge taxes

 

[Dotty]

Grumbled George Osbourne

 

[julesverne]

As he shat