Six times an hour for me, consistently getting stuck in cupboards, eves or banging my head on something.
Really!
It's not a well known fact, but actually, there is good evidence to show that plumbers tend to be very religious people!
Some research done by Fernox in the 80's found that there is often a religious dimension to the giving of quotations.
They found that 70% of plumbers drew on their faith and support from above when working out an estimate in an almost ritualistic way.
Apparently 70% of quotations begin with the words: “Jesus Christ … OH MY GOD … will you look at THAT!” ... followed by ...
“GOOD GOD, I’ve not seen one as bad as that in 30 years of plumbing!” .... and ....
“JESUS … what am I supposed to do with that!” ... then....
“GOOD LORD …. give me strength!”
Huge sigh as the plumber positions himself in relation to the job like David squaring up to Goliath!
Followed by a deep purging of breath from the lungs … and then a loud sucking noise as the word: “welllllllllllllllllllll” starts to form on the plumbers lips.
By this time the customer has usually turned ashen grey with every drop of blood drained from his cheeks, and lips having turned blue. Trembling on the verge of a panic attack at the thought of what the job is going to cost (I mean, how much does God charge an hour these days?)
The customer fights to regain his composure and summons up the courage to ask: “Well, what do think?”
Another ritualistic purging of breath is expelled by the plumber as he says: “It’s gonna cost you!”
Trembling with anticipation the customer mutters in a croaking whisper: “How much?”
“I’ll do the best I can for £500 quid”, says the plumber!
As the blood rushes back to the customer’s brain, he yells: “JESUS CHRIST! HOW MUCH???”
The plumber smiles, happy in the knowledge that he has brought about another conversion by getting his customer to talk to the Good Lord when finding himself in troubled waters.
[FONT=&]Amen.[/FONT]