been a funny old day

[lame plumber]

first off to hospital for fitting of a plastic cast to wear at work, come away with 2, one in flesh colour the other black, so been playing at Batman for most of the day

finished the final valve/trv swap for son n heir in his latest set of offices, managed to charge up just the pipework, left rads empty just in case!!! luckily for me I did as it did just that and water flowed through the first floor ceiling.................... due to a 4 inch nail through a pipe to hold down a floor board, cheers chippy man, who also laid the ply over the floor as well ready for new carpets, but did screw it all down and not nail it thank god.

then had a go at the boiler, fitted a robo expn vessel as the original was knacked then serviced the boiler and managed to short it out and blow a fuse, the old batman arm doesnt twist quite well enough yet

Finally home to the Mrs who served up roast pork, raw in the middle, as it must have been me who turned the aga down.................wtf... oh well

having a beer and bed soon ready for another wonderful day tommorrow, hope its better as I turn 56...............aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

first off to hospital for fitting of a plastic cast to wear at work, come away with 2, one in flesh colour the other black, so been playing at Batman for most of the day

finished the final valve/trv swap for son n heir in his latest set of offices, managed to charge up just the pipework, left rads empty just in case!!! luckily for me I did as it did just that and water flowed through the first floor ceiling.................... due to a 4 inch nail through a pipe to hold down a floor board, cheers chippy man, who also laid the ply over the floor as well ready for new carpets, but did screw it all down and not nail it thank god.

then had a go at the boiler, fitted a robo expn vessel as the original was knacked then serviced the boiler and managed to short it out and blow a fuse, the old batman arm doesnt twist quite well enough yet

Finally home to the Mrs who served up roast pork, raw in the middle, as it must have been me who turned the aga down.................wtf... oh well

having a beer and bed soon ready for another wonderful day tommorrow, hope its better as I turn 56...............aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

i turn 37 LOL,is the plastic thing for the wrist damage?

 

[dancinplumba]

haha happy birthday to both

 

[lame plumber]

yup, meant to hold it solid and steady to stop me from overdoing things.......... still happy birthday you younger git, you'll soon be catching up with me

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Had my 34 th on Sat!!

Too many hand shandies Lame

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

yup, meant to hold it solid and steady to stop me from overdoing things.......... still happy birthday you younger git, you'll soon be catching up with me

is this the final solution from the docs?

 

[Dotty]

Old fart, young fart and younger fart. Happy birthday all.

 

[lame plumber]

If I could I would be a happy bunny, one thing you dont do to a shattered lutinate is rapid vibration

 

[Ray Stafford]

as I turn 56

You're doubling your IQ?

How did you manage that?

 

[newcastle phill]

Happy birthday lame. Hope the pork doesnt give you the ****s.
Thats all you'd need been out in a van all day....
Better stick a commode in the back and a spare pair of underpants.

 

[oz-plumber]

If I could I would be a happy bunny

Please don't become happy, we like you just the way you are.

Miserable, pessimistic, rude, belligerent........

Happy Birthday Lame

 

[AlexGas]

Enjoy your day!

[video=youtube;1kA98E1yaGc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kA98E1yaGc[/video]

 

[Dotty]

You're doubling your IQ?

How did you manage that?

Mirrors, Ray, mirrors.

 

[lame plumber]

still cant find a dislike button................ to cap it all, woke up with man flue, been told to sleep in the spare room as she doent want to catch it, 30 years back I'd have got a cuddle and sympathy................

 

[turnpin]

Happy birthday fella's hope it's all good for you today.....regards Turnpin:17::54::happybday:arty::8:

 

[lame plumber]

is this the final solution from the docs?

the final solution involves dissecting out nerves and eventually chop and fusion of bones.................... not at the forefront of my wishlist at present

 

[oz-plumber]

still cant find a dislike button................ to cap it all, woke up with man flue, been told to sleep in the spare room as she doent want to catch it, 30 years back I'd have got a cuddle and sympathy................

You must also be a little delirious too...

Realistically, you probably haven't had a cuddle nor any sympathy for the last twenty tears.

And as for being commissioned to the spare room, it's only because she can lock the door on you and pretend your not there.

 

[newcastle phill]

Oooooouuuuuuch lol

 

[TFGplumbing]

Oooooouuuuuuch lol

Indeed

 

[oz-plumber]

Oooooouuuuuuch lol

Marriage......

Come home early - get questioned
Come home late - get questioned
Get injured - get questioned
Get sick - get questioned
Make money - get questioned
Make no money - get questioned
Breathe - get questioned
Don't breathe - get abused

 

[TFGplumbing]

Marriage......

Come home early - get questioned
Come home late - get questioned
Get injured - get questioned
Get sick - get questioned
Make money - get questioned
Make no money - get questioned
Breathe - get questioned
Don't breathe - get abused

Don't forget

As soon as you marry her she gets 50% of everything you ever worked for, when she runs off someone else

**And the star prize you become a walking, talking, money making utility so she can sit her fat ''land slug arse'' in front of the box watching Jezzer

no thank you haha

 

[newcastle phill]

Actually I was married to hole like that......
Wish i never had met her or had kids with her.

As pinkman would say 'biaaaatch'

 

[Rickster123]

Don't forget

As soon as you marry her she gets 50% of everything you ever worked for, when she runs off someone else

**And the star prize you become a walking, talking, money making utility so she can sit her fat ''land slug arse'' in front of the box watching Jezzer

no thank you haha

Oh you've met my ex wife then

 

[lame plumber]

Oh dear wasnt expecting that lot of truths................... still like this one still though