chat up lines LOL

[IDCHAPPY]

roll em in flour to find the wet spot type?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :lol:

 

[Toxic Ted]

My face is leaving in two minutes and you could be on it!

 

[Dotty]

Want to play the rape game?

NO!

Good girl, that's the spirit!

 

[Masood]

I'm commercial you know...

 

[mfgs]

Do your feet hurt? Mine do because I've been following you around for ages now - I have had success with that line some how.

Can you help me? I have dropped the keys to my Ferrari and need help finding them.

Can I take a picture of you? I need to show santa what I want for Christmas.

Are you free tonight or is it going to cost me?

 

[Resolute]

That's a lovely pair of legs, what time do they open?

Those trousers look tight, how'd I get into them?

 

[lame plumber]

your with the ugly bird tonight then

 

[TFGplumbing]

''There will be 7 planets in the solar system after I smash uranus''

 

[Riley]

Get your coat love...


...I've got a knife

 

[gavinwilson]

give us a *ank with your lips

get your rat out

 

[Chalked]

How would you like to see the soles of your feet in my wing mirrors!

 

[sheff paul]

lol best by miles

gotta agree on that one

 

[Leo21]

You don't need chat up lines when you've got a ready supply of rohipnoll. Amateurs!

 

[Riley]

You don't need chat up lines when you've got a ready supply of rohipnoll. Amateurs!

Like like like.... It'd like you're stealing my moves

 

[on31ll]

Your face looks like it would hold loads of ***

Roses are red
violets are blue
ive got a knife
now GET IN THE FCUKIN VAN