Complaining about materials..

[Masood]

An age-old problem it seems...

Ever been so angry you carved a complaint into stone? | The Poke

 

[Ray Stafford]

Sorry, we only accept complaints within 7 days of delivery. Your complaint is nearly 4000 years late.

 

[Dotty]

Pray explain how a complaint with 7 days of delivery works....

 

[Dotty]

Is it written on a very long piece of paper?

 

[Dotty]

Or a toilet roll?

 

[Dotty]

Pony express?

 

[Dotty]

I'm very intrigued.

 

[Dotty]

And bored. .....

 

[Ray Stafford]

and a knob!

 

[lame plumber]

and short

 

[lame plumber]

and ancient

 

[Dotty]

and a knob!

Ooooooooooooooo Get Her!

and ancient

Hark at methusulah there!

 

[lame plumber]

and a knob!

that reminds me of croppie on holiday...................


the old ones are the best

 

[lame plumber]

methusulah

you twy thwaying that at thwis time of thnight

 

[Dotty]

you twy thwaying that at thwis time of thnight

How's this knobby. ....

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