I think a cats passed in my van

[IDCHAPPY]

Been getting a nose full of cats pee whilst driving about today, new it was cat pee cause it smelled exactly like the flat I was doing a boiler change in yesterday.
I was baffled but then remembered when I was cleaning the cab out on Sunday the neighbours cat appeared through the hatch, dam near crapped myself at the time as I had my head in the footwell.
Best go puddle hunting in the back of the van....

 

[Leo21]

Bummer, pigeons have taken to crapping on my van every morning. So at 7.30 this morning I was in my garage with a borrowed air rifle, pulled the trigger and nowt but the sound of air. Bugger.

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Nasty, but not as nasty as this..

Went out this morning, I've got rear access to my garden, walked around and saw clothes over the road so I picked them up and put in bundle on side. Got to my van and someone had crapped behind it. Human crap. I'll be out there tonight with my dog patrolling.

Disgusting.

As is the smell of cat puss.

And mouse.

Nasty

 

[Dotty]

My ex brother-in-law, aka dole scum, decided once he didn't like someone so he'd crap on their doorstep on the way home from the pub.

The comeuppance was he was so pyshed he fell in it.

I did laugh.

From a good distance........

 

[Leo21]

Anyone else carry an emergency bucket? Cue Mike Jackson.

 

[Phil]

I crasp in shopping bag, use a cheapo UV light to check carpets for bodily fluids.

 

[Mike Jackson]

I carry a Bog in a Bag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF8z-HZhfLk

Had to use it once at a customers house. Boiler breakdown, boiler in garage and I got stomach cramps. Only toilet was upstairs in the house across the cream carpets and I would have to go through the customers lounge to get to the stairs. Shut myself in the back of the landrover and set it up. God job I didn't use the customers toilet, I let rip with the noisiest fart ever followed by the smelliest follow through in history. It wasn't comfortable wiping my Rse with blue roll though. I feel the guy that had to empty the bin I dropped the used bag into on the way home.

 

[villa_tom]

I carry a Bog in a Bag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF8z-HZhfLk

Had to use it once at a customers house. Boiler breakdown, boiler in garage and I got stomach cramps. Only toilet was upstairs in the house across the cream carpets and I would have to go through the customers lounge to get to the stairs. Shut myself in the back of the landrover and set it up. God job I didn't use the customers toilet, I let rip with the noisiest fart ever followed by the smelliest follow through in history. It wasn't comfortable wiping my Rse with blue roll though. I feel the guy that had to empty the bin I dropped the used bag into on the way home.

Only you would have a story like that

 

[Leo21]

I carry a Bog in a Bag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF8z-HZhfLk

Had to use it once at a customers house. Boiler breakdown, boiler in garage and I got stomach cramps. Only toilet was upstairs in the house across the cream carpets and I would have to go through the customers lounge to get to the stairs. Shut myself in the back of the landrover and set it up. God job I didn't use the customers toilet, I let rip with the noisiest fart ever followed by the smelliest follow through in history. It wasn't comfortable wiping my Rse with blue roll though. I feel the guy that had to empty the bin I dropped the used bag into on the way home.

I knew you wouldn't let me down.

 

[Ermintrude]

Nothing look at where we were working today . Dog kennel/ home for what !

But then we asked for dog shister to be cleared

 

[Leo21]

There's care in the community for you.

 

[Ermintrude]

Couldn't open window and there was a slightly nippy Akita outside so couldn't leave door open!

 

[cr0ft]

Anyone else carry an emergency bucket? Cue Mike Jackson.

I carry a 2L plastic water bottle for emergencies. It definitely hones my aiming, especially as there is no light in the back of the van and the alternative is a wet hand!

 

[Kev the gas]

I carry a Bog in a Bag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF8z-HZhfLk

Had to use it once at a customers house. Boiler breakdown, boiler in garage and I got stomach cramps. Only toilet was upstairs in the house across the cream carpets and I would have to go through the customers lounge to get to the stairs. Shut myself in the back of the landrover and set it up. God job I didn't use the customers toilet, I let rip with the noisiest fart ever followed by the smelliest follow through in history. It wasn't comfortable wiping my Rse with blue roll though. I feel the guy that had to empty the bin I dropped the used bag into on the way home.

Just watched the youtube video, there marketing company needs shooting.

Why does a couple of mums holding a flexible toilet make you want to buy it ??

Show a plumber on £ 55K a year needing a dump and not wanting to pull off site as it costs money ??

or show a gas engineer on £ 75 k a month !

Mind boggles at such incompetencies in the marketing world :coolgleamA:

 

[Ermintrude]

There's care in the community for you.

These dirty feckers loaded and not a social housing jobby. 3 story town house by sea.

 

[Centralheatking]

We used to have a transit Hi Cube that bashed up and down M6/1/5 it had a modification
at the back was a 2inch plastic waste pipe vertical down thro floor so when thefellas were drinking beers and playing cards in the back on way home they could have a wee whilst me and the other fella drove on - no stoppin on a CHk Job

Been getting a nose full of cats pee whilst driving about today, new it was cat pee cause it smelled exactly like the flat I was doing a boiler change in yesterday.
I was baffled but then remembered when I was cleaning the cab out on Sunday the neighbours cat appeared through the hatch, dam near crapped myself at the time as I had my head in the footwell.
Best go puddle hunting in the back of the van....