The person most ignorant of plumbing you've ever spoken to

[WaterTight]

Me with an ex-girlfriend:

-It was blocked.
-Ah. What was?
-Your waste.
-What does that mean?
-The waste pipe.
[blank look]
-You know how pipes come out of your toilet, bath, basin and sink etc and go out of the wall and you can see them on the outside of your house?
-I didn't know that's where those came from.
-You've seen them though?
-Yeah I think. I never knew what they were doing. Going to taps or something
-Ok well they take used water away.
-Oh! Ok.

 

[Rickster123]

My mrs..... Babe can you fit the washing machine in the garage?
me ..... It has no water supply and no waste in there.
her... So is that a no?!
me... I'm going out!!

 

[Dotty]

My mrs..... Babe can you fit the washing machine in the garage?
me ..... It has no water supply and no waste in there.
her... So is that a no?!
me... I'm going out!!

And then you wonder why you get fed reheated colostomy bags.......

 

[Ray Stafford]

Pick a builder. Any builder.

Or possibly me when I first started.

 

[SimonG]

The bloke fixing his syphonic toilet.

Anybody that thinks any plumbing job is only a two minute job.

Builders.

Anybody that thinks they can run a coil of pipe under the floor and call it ufh.

Tbc

 

[hammers4spanner]

Any builder

 

[hammers4spanner]

When builders

 

[hammers4spanner]

Builders again

 

[hammers4spanner]

Builders builders builders

 

[Howsie]

The other plumber.