We work in a business with a very rich lexicon.

[WaterTight]

Fat Tony: Gentlemen, we must determine which of our fellow inmates has become the rodentis incarcenarium.
Louie: You heard the boss. Find the rat.
Johnny Tightlips: I found the rat and he's right here.
Frankie the Squealer: I ain't the rat! I'm the pigeon!
Legs: I thought you was the mole.
Johnny Tightlips: No, you're thinking of that guy who was the canary. But we can all agree. We work in a business with a very rich lexicon.
Mobsters: Rich lexicon. Yes, very rich.
- The Simpsons, "The Seven-Beer Snitch"

Apart from the double entendres in the form of nipples, shafts and flanges we also have a large amount of words that would baffle the average bystander.

It was just pointed out to me by a friend that my plumbing to-do list included the sentence "buy bigger doughnuts."

 

[Phil]

Ha nothing beats the Simpsons, shame I haven't seen it since the analouge signal was turned off. Sadly the freeveiw box won't pick up channel 4, Dave, Channel 5 etc. Bad signal area and no Simpsons on 4od, U Tube and the DVD boxsets are years behind for some reason.

Picks up 'Gay Rabbit' though?? :shout:

 

[GQuigley67]

new simpsons suck bum, old school ones are still good. It's all about family guy and south park now

 

[Phil]

Fat Tony: Gentlemen, we must determine which of our fellow inmates has become the rodentis incarcenarium.
Louie: You heard the boss. Find the rat.
Johnny Tightlips: I found the rat and he's right here.
Frankie the Squealer: I ain't the rat! I'm the pigeon!
Legs: I thought you was the mole.
Johnny Tightlips: No, you're thinking of that guy who was the canary. But we can all agree. We work in a business with a very rich lexicon.
Mobsters: Rich lexicon. Yes, very rich.
- The Simpsons, "The Seven-Beer Snitch"

Apart from the double entendres in the form of nipples, shafts and flanges we also have a large amount of words that would baffle the average bystander.

It was just pointed out to me by a friend that my plumbing to-do list included the sentence "buy bigger doughnuts."

Got much on today Watertight? :bucktooth:

 

[wheeto]

Got much on today Watertight? :bucktooth:

That's a mental image I didn't need!

 

[Guest123]

Picks up 'Gay Rabbit' though?? :shout:

Somehow Bunny Boy doesn't have the same ring to it as Bunny Girl. I'd hate to shatter the illusions of my kids towards the Easter Bunny if they accidentally switched on Gay Rabbit instead of CBeebies.

If this was real, probably a better form of rabbit population control than Myxomatosis ever was!

 

[WaterTight]

Ha nothing beats the Simpsons, shame I haven't seen it since the analouge signal was turned off. Sadly the freeveiw box won't pick up channel 4, Dave, Channel 5 etc. Bad signal area and no Simpsons on 4od, U Tube and the DVD boxsets are years behind for some reason.

Picks up 'Gay Rabbit' though?? :shout:

Welcome to Watch The Simpsons Online - FREE! ...there you go

 

[GQuigley67]

jonny tightlips is some character though

 

[Phil]

Welcome to Watch The Simpsons Online - FREE! ...there you go

Just tried to stream a random episode and a window appeared where I had to download a program, at that point I pulled the plug. I don't want a repeat of the virus I got a few years ago when I was ripping 'Lost' of the internet for free. :38:

Thanks anyway Watertight!

 

[Phil]

I like Moe the Bartender, especially that episode where he's strapped to a lie detector machine and he tried to lie his way out..

"I gotta go, I've got a hot date tonight" BEEP!

 

[ADM360]

Jam or Iced? I'm quite partial to a custard one myself!!

 

[Guest123]

My pal from Ireland works in a business with a very rich leprichaun!

 

[armourer]

Getting back OT with in words.

I lubed an arthritic knob on a black beauty today.

It was an easy job and payed well. :smiley2:

(I step back and wait for the reply's).

 

[Pipedream]

Ooh, matron !


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