chat up lines LOL

[Ermintrude]

Did u know sex is like maths? Subtract clothes add bed, decide legs and multiply.

 

[Riley]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

[Irish]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

lol best by miles

 

[Dotty]

Keep quiet and get in the fkn van!

 

[Riley]

Come on let's not turn this rape into a murder

 

[gasmanrob]

Out of 10 I'd give you one,

how's about you let me tongue punch you in the fart box,

go on girl get your laughing gear round that,

 

[Riley]

I remember on a rugby tour one lad was so desperate to get his brown wings he just walked around a club asking "do you take it up the arse" he must've been slapped 25 times before bizarrely he got lucky.

 

[townfanjon]

blinding replys lads, keep them coming - one of my favourites but I was never brave enough to use it -
Find a big fat lass, and say if you bend over and I smack your arse, can I ride in on the waves.

 

[Riley]

blinding replys lads, keep them coming - one of my favourites but I was never brave enough to use it -
Find a big fat lass, and say if you bend over and I smack your arse, can I ride in on the waves.

Roll em in flour to find the wet spot type?

 

[gasmanrob]

Alright sugar? Nah not you the other lump

 

[julesverne]

is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven.

 

[julesverne]

this one made me laugh

My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina

 

[gasmanrob]

Here's an interesting fact women can't touch there elbows together behind their backs........ Enjoy the show whilst they try it!

 

[gasmanrob]

is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven.

Gate way to her gut

 

[gasmanrob]

Something tells me you're sweet, can I have a taste?