Help guys , I need some internet therapy

[townfanjon]

jeezz guys , I need some love and therapy, absolutely fect off , I started to install a shower tray last Thursday morning and twisted my back , been in agony since and worryingly not getting any better, besides the pain I am bored beyond belief.
Send me love or take the pi** . X

 

[Harvest Fields]

Why the disagree @rpm ? Gather you do not like Rugby?

 

[rpm]

Why the disagree @rpm ? Gather you do not like Rugby?

Some fat toff sat on a round football then picked it up and ran with it!
I watch the 6 nations and enjoy it but that`s about it for me tbh.

 

[Harvest Fields]

Some fat toff sat on a round ball then picked it up and ran with it!
I watch the 6 nations and enjoy it but that`s about it for me tbh.

Round ball?

 

[rpm]

Round ball?

Have edited it just for you.

 

[SimonG]

Friday / Saturday, just testing lol , to be honest pal , I dont know what day it is .

Aye was a long weekend.

I had a lot of hip pain. Went to physio. Turned out it was something in my lower back, thigh and knee. I had massage, ultrasound and exercises. Was great.

 

[gmartine]

Hot n cold buddy... a cold pack to reduce swelling and inflamation then HW bottle or hot soak to relax muscles, encourage blood flow and reduce pain. Failing that I have some left over hospital codeine I could send you but you can't really work on it. Seriously if you want a box PM me or you should be able to get Co-codamal over the counter for acute back pain.

 

[Welder]

What you need Town is a willing blonde to take your mind off of the pain - male, female or indeterminate gender I don't suppose you'll mind too much...

Know **** back pain only too well bud. Chuffin boring, but you'll heal far quicker when Kyle is on telly - the inbreds will drive you back to work

 

[Harvest Fields]

I use Paramol for my shoulder. Works a treat.

 

[gmartine]

Paramol is virtually the same as Co-codamol, Paracetamol with a spike of codeine...can't get anything stronger over the counter.

 

[Harvest Fields]

Learn something new every day

 

[townfanjon]

Hot n cold buddy... a cold pack to reduce swelling and inflamation then HW bottle or hot soak to relax muscles, encourage blood flow and reduce pain. Failing that I have some left over hospital codeine I could send you but you can't really work on it. Seriously if you want a box PM me or you should be able to get Co-codamal over the counter for acute back pain.

Cheers for the offer pal , I am on the hot and cold treatment, mega strong pain killers , nothing touches it . I never thought you could get pain like this. Going to be a Rubbish week , just hope I may be back next .

 

[townfanjon]

What you need Town is a willing blonde to take your mind off of the pain - male, female or indeterminate gender I don't suppose you'll mind too much...

Know **** back pain only too well bud. Chuffin boring, but you'll heal far quicker when Kyle is on telly - the inbreds will drive you back to work

The willing blonde would most definitely female lol , I couldn’t perform if Kylie was stood in front of me of me . As for daytime TV , jeezzz , I have just made my mind up I dont want to ever retire . I would be happy to get out of the house for an hour.

 

[Darren Jackson]

Watched Norwich put 3 past Leeds on Friday night , and couldn’t jump up , not even move, even a smile hurt .

Karma at it's best. this season prediction Terriers down, Loiners up

 

[Stigster]

Cheers for the offer pal , I am on the hot and cold treatment, mega strong pain killers , nothing touches it . I never thought you could get pain like this. Going to be a ***** week , just hope I may be back next .

Mate, you have my utmost sympathies. Sciatica is my trouble but it is rarely acute like you are suffering, usually dull pain, weakness, numbness in both flippin legs with the occasional electric shock type thing going up my back. I look like a complete nutter sometimes, just standing about chatting or moving about the workshop and to any observers it looks like I got jabbed by a ghost with a cattle prod.

I find stretching exercises, laying on my back helps, bringing knees up to chest can relieve it a bit but it sounds like you've been disabled to the point such an exercise might not be possible?

If you do try any stretching exercises please look up the proper techniques before attempting. I feel genuinely sorry for you mate.

I am fond of the phrase "I am human therefore I ache" but it sounds like you've gone well beyond that.

I hope you find relief and get well soon.

 

[townfanjon]

it looks like I got jabbed by a ghost with a cattle prod.

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Brilliant analogy pal , catle prod with 10,000 volts going through it , thats the one .
I am a well hard Yorkshire lad , but when it happens, I have to cling on to anything and cry with pain , my leg buckles and just about drop to the floor . I have had a big shock believe me .
It wont kill me though , as Arnie says
“ I will be back “