I wonder what it will be ?

[Toxic Ted]

After reading countess doom and gloom stories of yet another deadly disease coming to a town near you i can't help but wonder what will get me in the end. It seems we are surrounded by deadly parasites, bugs and diseases which are poised to attack at any moment, but i am starting to get a bit disappointed with all these empty threats of destruction. What ever happened to the old favourites like being nagged to death.......or bored to death......it seems the wife has already made a start on the former so i'd better pour a beer before it starts just so she can ask me if i'm trying to drink myself into an early grave........which i can deny as its getting on for six o'clock.......chin chin!

 

[Dotty]

I'm hoping to get shagged to death by Scarlett Johanssen........

 

[zeebeedee]

I'm hoping to get shagged to death by Scarlett Johanssen........

Talk about dying with a smile on your face!

 

[Rickster123]

I'm hoping mad cows makes a comeback. That'll do me.

 

[PlumbersMate]

Dying really does petrify me, I don't ever want to

 

[Rickster123]

Dying really does petrify me, I don't ever want to

Why? Imagine the peace and quiet!

 

[Dotty]

I'm hoping mad cows makes a comeback. That'll do me.

You mean you want to get back with your first wife in order to pop your clogs?

 

[zeebeedee]

Dying really does petrify me, I don't ever want to

Id like to last to gone 80 however what will be will be

 

[Rickster123]

You mean you want to get back with your first wife in order to pop your clogs?

She's not a mad cow. She's a ******* **** **** and can ******** kiss my ******** hairy ********!

 

[Dotty]

She's not a mad cow. She's a ******* **** **** and can ******** kiss my ******** hairy ********!

You could've just said no.............