I wonder what it will be ?

[Toxic Ted]

After reading countess doom and gloom stories of yet another deadly disease coming to a town near you i can't help but wonder what will get me in the end. It seems we are surrounded by deadly parasites, bugs and diseases which are poised to attack at any moment, but i am starting to get a bit disappointed with all these empty threats of destruction. What ever happened to the old favourites like being nagged to death.......or bored to death......it seems the wife has already made a start on the former so i'd better pour a beer before it starts just so she can ask me if i'm trying to drink myself into an early grave........which i can deny as its getting on for six o'clock.......chin chin!

 

[Dotty]

I'm hoping to get shagged to death by Scarlett Johanssen........

 

[zeebeedee]

I'm hoping to get shagged to death by Scarlett Johanssen........

Talk about dying with a smile on your face!

 

[Rickster123]

I'm hoping mad cows makes a comeback. That'll do me.

 

[PlumbersMate]

Dying really does petrify me, I don't ever want to

 

[Rickster123]

Dying really does petrify me, I don't ever want to

Why? Imagine the peace and quiet!

 

[Dotty]

I'm hoping mad cows makes a comeback. That'll do me.

You mean you want to get back with your first wife in order to pop your clogs?

 

[zeebeedee]

Dying really does petrify me, I don't ever want to

Id like to last to gone 80 however what will be will be

 

[Rickster123]

You mean you want to get back with your first wife in order to pop your clogs?

She's not a mad cow. She's a ******* **** **** and can ******** kiss my ******** hairy ********!

 

[Dotty]

She's not a mad cow. She's a ******* **** **** and can ******** kiss my ******** hairy ********!

You could've just said no.............

 

[Rickster123]

You could've just said no.............

i used to be bitter but I'm over it now!

 

[SimonG]

As long as I can feed myself and wipe my own backside then im happy being still around. The minute I cant then its cheerio.

 

[Toxic Ted]

She's not a mad cow. She's a ******* **** **** and can ******** kiss my ******** hairy ********!

LMFAO ...you git, i'm full of a cold and am now covered in snot !!

 

[Toxic Ted]

As long as I can feed myself and wipe my own backside then im happy being still around. The minute I cant then its cheerio.

You're havin a laugh......i'll be making the most of it having some young polish totty giving me a bed bath and wiping my arris into the bargain. I do a fair bit at dementia homes and i can tell you some of the old fella's in there haven't lost it at all........they know exactly what they are doing.

 

[bright spark]

I'm with toxic on that. Do a few nursing homes, some fine nurses in there alright. Just my luck to get d male ones washing me. Although d place would put the frighteners on ye. It's all ould women. They defo outlive d men by a long shot. All that nagging prolongs yer life!!

 

[Ray Stafford]

I'm hoping to get shagged to death by Scarlett Johanssen........

I'm think I would prefer to expire in the tender embraces of Scarlett Johanssen's great, great, great, great, great, great grand-daughter.

 

[Toxic Ted]

I'm think I would prefer to expire in the tender embraces of Scarlett Johanssen's great, great, great, great, great, great grand-daughter.

Raymondo, that would make you one of two things and one of them is very very old.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Raymondo, that would make you one of two things and one of them is very very old.

Im content to wait.

 

[Toxic Ted]

No comment.....and thats a first!

 

[bright spark]

Ah jasmine harmon off place in d sun would do me.

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

I'm hoping to get shagged to death by Scarlett Johanssen........

Id go with Taylor Swift, simply gorgeous.

 

[TBServices]

Id go with Taylor Swift, simply gorgeous.

Agreed. I love her

 

[solutions]

Talk about dying with a smile on your face!

Talk about dying with her smile on my face!

 

[turnpin]

Had a chat with the Mrs about dying and funerals etc she came out with this gem "I want to be cremated when I go ugh the thought of all those worms and creepy crawlies all over Me I'd die".....pmsl regards Turnpin:dead: