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Yo pig the fookin door is shut and the heaters ON!!

R2 Playing Nickleback....
 
I stayed at the Ritz hotel in Londistan & took a card from a phonebox in oxford st. The card offered sordid sex and other pleasures Back at the hotel I rang the number, A lady with a silky soft voice asked if she could be of any help.....I said I'd like a blow job a straight shag, then doggie style, mild bondage a few minitues of anal and finish off with a tit wank Is that OK??? The lady replied " sounds like fun Sir!!

BUT you might like to dial 9 for an outside line!!!
 
A man teases his ex-wifes new husband

"Hows the 2nd hand fanny??"

New husband replies

"It's great thanks after the first 3 inches it's Brand New!!!
 
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