One night only

[Dotty]

Thany you JC your compliments know no bounds. Haggis is delicious, so is irn bru and Scotch Whisky and well everything from my hallowed country. Thank you, I'm so honoured.

Men in skirts.

That is all.

 

[JCplumb]

Just texted a particularly fit customer while distracted by this thread...
Not good..
Can you spot the problem?

 

[Dotty]

Just texted a particularly fit customer while distracted by this thread...
Not good..
Can you spot the problem?
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Been there. She ain't all that.

 

[CES]

Has she replied yet?

 

[CES]

God..my feckin head... sore throats gone though..

 

[JCplumb]

Been there. She ain't all that.

Not yet, I'm kind of excited though...

 

[CES]

She might pay you "behind the door" if your lucky

 

[zeebeedee]

Even I had to leave half way the **** erotic vibes got far too strong, had to go talk to my missus! See what you all made me do!!!

 

[JCplumb]

And Croppies tastes are way too high, she's a darling, well as far as Bolton lasses go anyway.
All her own teeth and everything

 

[Barry98]

Mistake is you've put pj instead of bj

 

[CES]

BJs are better without teeth...


apparently.......

 

[JCplumb]

Pj stands for plumbing job I've always stored customers numbers that way, but might make an exception for her

 

[JCplumb]

Mistake is you've put pj instead of bj

I had 3 teeth knocked out a few years ago, the quality of the BJs I got before they were fixed went down if anything...

 

[JCplumb]

Mistake is you've put pj instead of bj

I meant to quote that one above. doh

 

[Dotty]

Pj stands for plumbing job I've always stored customers numbers that way, but might make an exception for her

And CS for cr@p shag?

Or is that how you roll?