Rubbish end to a rubbish week

[TomLane]

I can throw a 15mm pipeslice miles!

I bet you throw like a girl!!

 

[Rickster123]

I bet you throw like a girl!!

Sad but true..

 

[TomLane]

Sad but true..

Have a beer on me mate!

You deserve it.

 

[Rickster123]

Heres the lounge rad..

and here's the bbu...

 

[Destroyer2813]

How can whoever does the surveys not of written the place looks like a landfill on the paperwork

 

[TomLane]

How can whoever does the surveys not of written the place looks like a landfill on the paperwork

What?!?! Seriously, someone actually does a visit before any works carried out & they didn't flag this up as a no go?!?

 

[Masood]

Gobsmacked! How can anyone live like that?!

 

[R1CKY]

That is awful! It's because of things like that I now work for myself, used to drive me crazy how unorganised my old firm was. The boss would do a fleeting visit, pluck a price out of thin air, then give me grief for ordering things he didn't pick up on the "survey".

I ballsed up today, last thing I had to do was drill a hole in the vanity unit for the flush button. Drilled it too big, just praying I can buy the upper panel by itself as its a £250 unit!!!

 

[Rickster123]

How can whoever does the surveys not of written the place looks like a landfill on the paperwork

Because he's a 12 year old moron!

 

[armyash]

Thats enough to make anyone tear their hair out.

 

[erpkid]

I was feeling bad about my week until I saw that tip. Have a few beers on me ! I will be able to settle the tab as a nice Nigerian gentleman will be depositing soon.

 

[TomLane]

I was feeling bad about my week until I saw that tip. Have a few beers on me ! I will be able to settle the tab as a nice Nigerian gentleman will be depositing soon.

Hmmm, what you get up to in your spare time sounds rather dodgy! A Nigerian making deposits?!?!

 

[erpkid]

Hmmm, what you get up to in your spare time sounds rather dodgy! A Nigerian making deposits?!?!

Into my bank account....or so he implied

 

[TomLane]

Into my bank account....or so he implied

That old chestnut.....

Strange euphemism

 

[R1CKY]

Into my bank account....or so he implied

Is that a euphemism?

You've got to be careful with these African con men. I mean Kenya really trust the guy? I've heard stories where people have given their bank details to them, then all of a Sudan, their bank has been emptied.