Secret Santa Update :)

[ShaunCorbs]

26 Wildly Inappropriate Christmas Gifts For Children | The Poke

A few ideas... ��

no 17 lol

 

[Rickster123]

26 Wildly Inappropriate Christmas Gifts For Children | The Poke

A few ideas... ��

I'm getting my son this!

 

[Masood]

I'm getting my son this!
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If I get Croppie as my "victim"......

 

[smtplumbing]

my santa has 200 condoms sorry for the present lol

 

[armyash]

I did opt in but have no pm

 

[SimonG]

To those that have not received a pm yet apologies. Daughter went into labour at 2.00 this morning. I will get to you, honest

 

[kay-jay]

Don't worry ash I'm sure so.eone will share some of smt's johnies with you.
Just hope it's not croppie cos he may be wearing one when he tries to share it....

 

[Dotty]

Don't worry ash I'm sure so.eone will share some of smt's johnies with you.
Just hope it's not croppie cos he may be wearing one when he tries to share it....

And that's wrong because?

 

[armyash]

To those that have not received a pm yet apologies. Daughter went into labour at 2.00 this morning. I will get to you, honest

Very inconsiderate

Congrats

 

[Rickster123]

To those that have not received a pm yet apologies. Daughter went into labour at 2.00 this morning. I will get to you, honest

Keep us updated grandad!

 

[ShaunCorbs]

wheres the plunger

 

[rpm]

To those that have not received a pm yet apologies. Daughter went into labour at 2.00 this morning. I will get to you, honest

Trust daughter and newbie are doing fine mate, congrats to all.

 

[Masood]

Oooh congratulations Simon and family! Hope all are doing well!

 

[turnpin]

Well done to all your family mate what a wonderful early Christmas box......best wishes regards Turnpin:welcome:

 

[kris]

Congratulations Simon, is this you becoming a grandpa or are you already one?? Well done I'm sure you'll have many a strong bow on weting the babies head lol

 

[SimonG]

She's still hanging on. First one.

 

[Rickster123]

She's still hanging on. First one.

Good luck mate hope all goes ok.

 

[Leo21]

C,mon Simon get your priorities right mate. I've got presents to buy!

 

[kay-jay]

Simon. I cant sign into ukpf on laptop for some reason. And when I request password reminder it tells me my email address isn't recognised even though on my phone it is on my ukpf account

So long story short I will fb message you instead

 

[SimonG]

So nearly 30 hours in labour and no sign of the little mite.

 

[kay-jay]

So nearly 30 hours in labour and no sign of the little mite.

11.13 am
8lb 6
Full head of hair and a mustache like grandpa's [emoji3]

 

[Masood]

11.13 am
8lb 6
Full head of hair and a mustache like grandpa's [emoji3]

Many congratulations to all. Hope mum and baby are both doing well..

 

[Ray Stafford]

So nearly 30 hours in labour and no sign of the little mite.

Gonna be a plumber. Already practicing turning up later than promised

 

[Rickster123]

Gonna be a plumber. Already practicing turning up later than promised

And his daughter must be a merchant, promises of early delivery but everyone kept waiting...:crowngrin:

 

[SimonG]

Gonna be a plumber. Already practicing turning up later than promised

She won't. Not if I can help it. We already know it's going to be a little girl. But next Christmas its lego, mecanno and scaletrix

 

[SimonG]

Well. 14.55 this afternoon. Turns out the scan was right, little girl at 6lb 11oz. Both are well. No name yet.

Roll on January, when they move upto there own house

 

[SimonG]

Oh and the drinks are on me

 

[turnpin]

I'll have a moretti .......to wetti the baby's head....glad all are well ...congratulations and best regards Turnpin:17:

 

[rpm]

Cheers Pop pop as you will soon be known as to the little one. lol.
I`ll take a Becks with you.

 

[Rickster123]

Did someone say free bar? I'll have a large gin please. Ice and a slice!

Congratulations Simon!

 

[Riley]

Good health to you and yours mate

 

[PlumbBobBob]

congratulations to the proud parents and grand parents

 

[Toxic Ted]

Congratulations Si.......please pass them on for us.

 

[Masood]

I'll raise a nice glass of Jura to the baby and mother's good health. And another to the proud father and grandparents! Many congratulations to you all. Lovely early Christmas present!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Oh and the drinks are on me

'bout time!

Best wishes to mother and baby.