totally steaming whats the worst you have done

[Billy Bob Bob]

Just heard on the radio news about the two british tourists in australia who woke up with a live penguin in their hotel bedroom

they have been charged with breaking into SEAWORLD on the GOLD COAST and nicking the thing.


This poses the question
whats the daftest thing you have done while under the influence of one too many sherbets .

when i was about 18 i was in a club dancing with some girl on a podium about 4 foot up in the air i fell off and broke one rib and cracked the other it did not hurt until the following morning i never did that again

another time i got left in swansea my so called mates assumed i had gone home with some girl i met that night when i was actually arguing with the moron in the club who had lost my new jacket walking around swansea in the winter with a t shirt on was not much fun

 

[Puddle]

Just heard on the radio news about the two british tourists in australia who woke up with a live penguin in their hotel bedroom

they have been charged with breaking into SEAWORLD on the GOLD COAST and nicking the thing.

They were charged but upon closer investigation it was found the penguin case was not so black and white as at first seemed :13:


This poses the question
whats the daftest thing you have done while under the influence of one too many sherbets .

when i was about 18 i was in a club dancing with some girl on a podium about 4 foot up in the air i fell off and broke one rib and cracked the other it did not hurt until the following morning i never did that again

another time i got left in swansea my so called mates assumed i had gone home with some girl i met that night when i was actually arguing with the moron in the club who had lost my new jacket walking around swansea in the winter with a t shirt on was not much fun

Luckily a lot of the stupid stuff I have done under the influence of drink,I can not remember but as you say ,have woken up many a time with severe aches and pains ,so there must of been some crazy stuff going on!! :joker:

 

[Resolute]

I fell down the stairs the other week!

 

[mountainman]

Becoming addicted to this forum I reckon...

 

[CES]

When I was younger I was in the Merchant Navy, straight out of school etc etc.. Ended up in Drydock in Denamrk for 2 months, Got absolutely rat-ersed on the local beer one afternoon in a pub up the local town, pinched a bike to get back to the drydock with the full intention of returning it the next day.
Has anyone ever tried riding a bike when gassed?.. I crashed into a greenhouse, about 3 fences and the security gate at the dockyard.
Woke up next morning with the Captain, Chief Engineer and a very ratty looking local demanding a "tete-a-tete" with me in the Captains Office...It cost me a days pay and I was on watch for about a week after that... Good times!!

I also fell about two floors from scaffolding whilst drunk in Glasgow, If I wasn't relaxed I would probably have ended up seriously injured..just had a couple of bruises on my chorus... (atleast i hope that was the fall from the scaffolding..)

Yes.. Drink is my friend......

 

[SimonG]

Well, on the odd occasion that I get out for a sherbert or two , in order, waking up in a puddle of puke all over the pillow when just a young apprentice (in the guest house), hurdling through gardens picking flowers for the missus, being driven home from my stag do by a mate of the wife's who had to keep checking my pulse cos she thought i was dead, christmas break up day full of cold and tablets, lost three days, the wife following me home after finding me slumped in the pub passageway, she managed to get my wallet, phone and house keys, kept picking me up from the middle of the road whilst doing my superman impression, shoved me in the house and locked me in (still fully clothed with shoes on in bed when she woke me up in the morning.

I could keep going but it follows a general pattern of too much beer, beer induced amnesia and two weeks piecing it all back together.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

have not been drunk for long time ......

 

[Destroyer2813]

My mate thought it would be a good idea to get on a zip line a few years back didnt stop at the end hit the post brocken phone massive bruise on the thigh for a week aterwards me laughing my face off good night

 

[REDSAW]

i was going to respond here, as i got thinking about something 30 years ago i started to feel sick.
thought i was over it but obviously not so .......................... no comment.lol.

 

[Guest123]

Went out in a boat in BIG loch for a fishing competition. The only competing we ended up doing was seeing who could drink the most. Well anyway, we got so drunk that we lost the oars overboard and 2 hours after the competition was over, a rescue boat was sent out in the dark to find us and had to tow us back with both of us lying ga ga on the bottom of the boat!
What made matters worse was that somehow all the maggots we had smuggled on board had escaped and were crawling all over us in the boat. Not good in a FLY FISHING ONLY competition.
Funny how we never got asked back?!

 

[johnnyplumb]

Went out in a boat in BIG loch for a fishing competition. The only competing we ended up doing was seeing who could drink the most. Well anyway, we got so drunk that we lost the oars overboard and 2 hours after the competition was over, a rescue boat was sent out in the dark to find us and had to tow us back with both of us lying ga ga on the bottom of the boat!
What made matters worse was that somehow all the maggots we had smuggled on board had escaped and were crawling all over us in the boat. Not good in a FLY FISHING ONLY competition.
Funny how we never got asked back?!

what can we do with the drunken sailor, what can we do with the drunken sailor, ha ha

 

[tamz]

I've done more than a few daft things when i'm drunk, mainly when i turn into the invisible man. If i wasn't such a big cant i would probably have had a few doings because i used to get a bit outrageous.

The best story i have ever heard would take forever to type out but ended in the guy being 3 doors down from that guy in midnight express:lol:

One good story is an apprentice i had working with me years ago.
We were working in Manchester in a place called Fallowfield. It was student land and the place was always busy so we would be out every night. There was the hotel, a McDonalds, a couple of kebeb shops, a brothel and then the busy pubs.
This night the lad disappeared about 1 and we thought he had gone back to the hotel as he was a bit worse for wear so never bothered too much (our hotel was about 200 yards from the place).
We went back to the hotel about 2 and the night porter said he hadn't come in so we sat and had a beer at the reception.
About 10 minutes later in walked the lad.
"where did you go to"
i stopped in the wash and wa nk shop!
"any good"
well, i went in and they gave me a beer for a fiver, i watched a bit blue movie then i went for a shower and got a bath robe on. I then had to pick my woman "how much" for £40! so i picked the wan with these great big ti ts, she was lovely. She took me to a room and started to get her clothes off , bra off then just getting the panties down........and i came in my pants. I couldn't help it, it just happened. I never even touched her! I told her to hang on for 5 and i would kick back up but she told me to fk off. I asked her for a refund and she shouted on a bouncer and he threw me out!
Waste of fkn time and McDonalds is shut!
4 of us were rolling about the floor by this time and the poor lad got the nickname of oneshot. He never lived that one down.

 

[villa_tom]

A 38 year old when I was 19, scarred for life now :-(