Worst sayings and best come-backs

[jase158]

Was thinking earlier of the most annoying sayings from jack the lad builders/ plumbers/ electricians and the best comebacks,

i'll with a couple I thought of, feel free to add your own,
1. I forgot more then you know!!
Well your memory must be pretty bad as I know a hell of a lot!!

2. Don't you know the 6 "P's"
yeah- proper plumbers preach p155 poor performance

Pretty poor I know but let's see if there are any better ones??

 

[rpm]

Don`t need you to tell me, I`ve fitted 100`s of these!

Yeah! Well you carry on mate and we are gonna meet again before the warranty runs out!

Actually happened today!!!

 

[lame plumber]

You charge what!!!!!!!!!

Yep

 

[Ermintrude]

Was thinking earlier of the most annoying sayings from jack the lad builders/ plumbers/ electricians and the best comebacks,

i'll with a couple I thought of, feel free to add your own,
1. I forgot more then you know!!
Well your memory must be pretty bad as I know a hell of a lot!!

2. Don't you know the 6 "P's"
yeah- proper plumbers preach p155 poor performance

Pretty poor I know but let's see if there are any better ones??

Ay? Number 2 is bit rubbish

 

[Ermintrude]

Do you know what your doing ? Nope do you?

What's that - none of your business

 

[lame plumber]

if you think I'm bad, I'll give you Ermintrudes number, then you'll see bad

 

[helpsy]

Have you got a 1/2" x 15 x 2000 flexi hose mate?!

 

[Rickster123]

I need a sheet of 8'x4' ply......

sorry mate we've only git 4'x8'. Happened in B&Q. The mrs had to drag me away!

 

[gasmanrob]

Quick open the door Jill the gas mans here.

customer opens door

hello there rob from bt come to install your landline

customer we dint order that

im only playing I'm here to gloss the door frames..

that used to go down well and warm people up for decent chat and an extra biscuit with my tea

 

[gasmanrob]

When I was a boy my boss used to refer to me as

wet behind the ears and green as grass.

untill a while in I finally managed to come back with im about as green as I am grass and let's not forget what you know about plumbing could be written on the back of a postage stamp