Worst sayings and best come-backs

[jase158]

it was alright before you touched it!!

I must have the magic touch!!

 

[newcastle phill]

Theres no ii in team
But theres 5 in individual brilliance

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

got asked by some half wit yesterday as i rolled up in the landy do they have many radiators up mountains then


no more than you have brain cells was the reply

 

[Whyme]

Ya cant polish a turd....ya can roll it in glitter..

 

[SimonG]

Ya cant polish a turd....ya can roll it in glitter..

You can polish a turd, saw it on mythbusters

 

[Whyme]

You can polish a turd, saw it on mythbusters

haha not for meat eaters surely...

 

[leelister6]

Anyone that thinks the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry has never been hit in the face with a fkin turnip!

 

[oz-plumber]

Dick touch your arse?

Go Fcuk yourself!



Talking to me or chewing on bricks?

Either way, you're going to lose your teeth!



I'm going to stop now

 

[gavinwilson]

i hope your next sh**s a hedgehog

 

[lame plumber]

customer: The boilers broken again, like you said it would!

me: When do you want it replacing? (telephone call at 2058 tonight)