Secret Santa Update :)

[SimonG]

The draw is done.

Hundreds of ping pong balls and 4 goldfish balls later, we have the magic list. Verified and validated by the one and only Sepp Blatter.

PM's are winging there way to those partaking as we speak.

Please make sure you have space to receive said pm, kay-jay you could do with deleting a few, pm won't go 🙂

So remember, the pm will specify if the respondent wants a non risqué item, please abide by the respondents wishes.

Can you also drop a post on this thread. 1. when you post your item and 2. when you receive your item.

Many thanks and enjoy.

 

[rpm]

How much did Sepp ask for then? lol

 

[SimonG]

Anonimity. I agreed, but bollox to it 🙂

You not joining in rpm?

 

[SimonG]

Still not too late for a last minute add in, honest 🙂

 

[SimonG]

Also, anybody who thinks they are in and haven't had a pm with their victims name and address let me know.

 

[rpm]

Anonimity. I agreed, but bollox to it 🙂

You not joining in rpm?

I dare not mate, I shudder to think what some members could send me.

 

[Rickster123]

I have my victim! Great selection!

 

[rpm]

I have my victim! Great selection!

Don`t forget Sepp wants his tenner in the post, cash, no paper trail you understand. lol

 

[Rickster123]

Don`t forget Sepp wants his tenner in the post, cash, no paper trail you understand. lol

Can't believe you aren't in it mate! I could've sent you a costa!

 

[rpm]

Can't believe you aren't in it mate! I could've sent you a costa!

SimonG, see what I mean now? A cold cup of coffee ffs!

 

[kris]

Add me simonG cheers

 

[rpm]

Add me simonG cheers

Wise move waiting till APP got his victim Kris, at least you wont get the cup of cold coffee. lol

 

[kris]

I like old secret Santa, last year I sent toxic ted stuff outa the snap on van ,

 

[Ray Stafford]

tee hee

 

[Leo21]

Is there room for one more? I've come over all festive. Honest.

 

[SimonG]

Is there room for one more? I've come over all festive. Honest.

Allways room at the inn at this time of year. Drop me a pm with your address.

 

[smtplumbing]

you playing RAY

 

[Riley]

It's going to end badly, very badly. Damn I didn't see the non risqué bit

 

[julesverne]

Got my victim and its way too good to send an FGA.

Mwah ha ha ha ha

 

[jonnyswamp]

Now I know my victims address, I can have some fun
I hope he/she likes pizzas, kebabs etc :reddevil:

 

[jonnyswamp]

On a serious note, I've got a load of those miniature screwdrivers, 2 plectrums and some suckers you get with a replacement IPhone screen
Someone's gunna be over the moon

 

[Riley]

I don't think Mines easily offended. Well hopefully not

 

[REDSAW]

typical!
you arranged this while i was on holiday 🙁

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

so who am i sending to?

 

[turnpin]

I knew those oxidized imperial end feed couplings in the shed would come in handy one day I may even send a knot of wire wool to go with them to my victim...lol regards Turnpin:xmas:

 

[Dotty]

There's a certain amount of justice with the victim I've got.

 

[julesverne]

typical!
you arranged this while i was on holiday 🙁

send SG a Pm he will fit you you in.

 

[REDSAW]

send SG a Pm he will fit you you in.

bit late now, the stings gone out the tail as it will be one on one.lol
have fun

 

[Ray Stafford]

you playing RAY

Oh yes. Yes I am. 🙂

 

[SimonG]

bit late now, the stings gone out the tail as it will be one on one.lol
have fun

PM me your details, never too late 🙂

 

[SimonG]

so who am i sending to?

There are one or two pm's left to send due to full inboxes and late arrivals 🙂

 

[SimonG]

The doors are shut. Last few pm's will go out this afternoon. Once ive fixed the hole in the roof 🙂 Weather is horrendous.

 

[kay-jay]

I will delete messages later Simon.
I can't do it on my phone for some reason

 

[SimonG]

I will delete messages later Simon.
I can't do it on my phone for some reason

Cheers 🙂

 

[Masood]

26 Wildly Inappropriate Christmas Gifts For Children | The Poke

A few ideas...

 

[ShaunCorbs]

26 Wildly Inappropriate Christmas Gifts For Children | The Poke

A few ideas... ��

no 17 😀 lol

 

[Rickster123]

26 Wildly Inappropriate Christmas Gifts For Children | The Poke

A few ideas... ��

I'm getting my son this!

 

[Masood]

I'm getting my son this!
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If I get Croppie as my "victim"......

 

[smtplumbing]

my santa has 200 condoms sorry for the present lol

 

[armyash]

I did opt in but have no pm 🙁

 

[SimonG]

To those that have not received a pm yet apologies. Daughter went into labour at 2.00 this morning. I will get to you, honest 🙂

 

[kay-jay]

Don't worry ash I'm sure so.eone will share some of smt's johnies with you.
Just hope it's not croppie cos he may be wearing one when he tries to share it....

 

[Dotty]

Don't worry ash I'm sure so.eone will share some of smt's johnies with you.
Just hope it's not croppie cos he may be wearing one when he tries to share it....

And that's wrong because?

 

[armyash]

To those that have not received a pm yet apologies. Daughter went into labour at 2.00 this morning. I will get to you, honest 🙂

Very inconsiderate 🙂

Congrats

 

[Rickster123]

To those that have not received a pm yet apologies. Daughter went into labour at 2.00 this morning. I will get to you, honest 🙂

Keep us updated grandad!

 

[ShaunCorbs]

wheres the plunger 😀

 

[rpm]

To those that have not received a pm yet apologies. Daughter went into labour at 2.00 this morning. I will get to you, honest 🙂

Trust daughter and newbie are doing fine mate, congrats to all.

 

[Masood]

Oooh congratulations Simon and family! Hope all are doing well!

 

[turnpin]

Well done to all your family mate what a wonderful early Christmas box......best wishes regards Turnpin:welcome:

 

[kris]

Congratulations Simon, is this you becoming a grandpa or are you already one?? Well done I'm sure you'll have many a strong bow on weting the babies head lol

 

[SimonG]

She's still hanging on. First one.

 

[Rickster123]

She's still hanging on. First one.

Good luck mate hope all goes ok.

 

[Leo21]

C,mon Simon get your priorities right mate. I've got presents to buy!

 

[kay-jay]

Simon. I cant sign into ukpf on laptop for some reason. And when I request password reminder it tells me my email address isn't recognised even though on my phone it is on my ukpf account

So long story short I will fb message you instead

 

[SimonG]

So nearly 30 hours in labour and no sign of the little mite.

 

[kay-jay]

So nearly 30 hours in labour and no sign of the little mite.

11.13 am
8lb 6
Full head of hair and a mustache like grandpa's [emoji3]

 

[Masood]

11.13 am
8lb 6
Full head of hair and a mustache like grandpa's [emoji3]

Many congratulations to all. Hope mum and baby are both doing well..

 

[Ray Stafford]

So nearly 30 hours in labour and no sign of the little mite.

Gonna be a plumber. Already practicing turning up later than promised 🙂

 

[Rickster123]

Gonna be a plumber. Already practicing turning up later than promised 🙂

And his daughter must be a merchant, promises of early delivery but everyone kept waiting...:crowngrin:

 

[SimonG]

Gonna be a plumber. Already practicing turning up later than promised 🙂

She won't. Not if I can help it. We already know it's going to be a little girl. But next Christmas its lego, mecanno and scaletrix 🙂

 

[SimonG]

Well. 14.55 this afternoon. Turns out the scan was right, little girl at 6lb 11oz. Both are well. No name yet.

Roll on January, when they move upto there own house 🙂

 

[SimonG]

Oh and the drinks are on me 🙂

 

[turnpin]

I'll have a moretti .......to wetti the baby's head....glad all are well ...congratulations and best regards Turnpin:17:

 

[rpm]

Cheers Pop pop as you will soon be known as to the little one. lol.
I`ll take a Becks with you.

 

[Rickster123]

Did someone say free bar? I'll have a large gin please. Ice and a slice!

Congratulations Simon!

 

[Riley]

Good health to you and yours mate

 

[PlumbBobBob]

congratulations to the proud parents and grand parents

 

[Toxic Ted]

Congratulations Si.......please pass them on for us.

 

[Masood]

I'll raise a nice glass of Jura to the baby and mother's good health. And another to the proud father and grandparents! Many congratulations to you all. Lovely early Christmas present!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Oh and the drinks are on me 🙂

'bout time!

Best wishes to mother and baby.

 

[jonnyswamp]

Nice one, health and happiness to all

 

[SimonG]

Thanks to all. We now have a name, Ellie Mae, who is doing great, come home tonight and already had an argument with the wife about keeping her nose out. Roll on January when they move out 🙂

Back to the important stuff and the last few pm's.

 

[SimonG]

Tis done.

Thanks for all taking part, and just a reminder that if your recipient has requested something 'non risque' then please adhere 🙂

Have fun, and don't forget we want pictures on the big day, although if you are going to be really busy on the day itself xmas eve will do.

Merry Christmas.

 

[jonnyswamp]

BTW, I need a primary heat ex for a 42CDI (square type)
Jus sayin😛resents2:

 

[julesverne]

Congratulations Simon to mother and baby

 

[Rickster123]

Gifts been ordered for mine!

 

[Dotty]

Thanks to all. We now have a name, Ellie Mae, who is doing great, come home tonight and already had an argument with the wife about keeping her nose out. Roll on January when they move out 🙂

Back to the important stuff and the last few pm's.

Congratulations Grandpa! Can't wait for a pic of wee Ellie Mae.

 

[PlumbBobBob]

my recipients gift arrived yesterday

 

[SimonG]

Hopefully this worked.

 

[SimonG]

Just like to say a big thankyou to Ray and all the people at Williams 🙂

Big thankyou from my daughter Sophie and little Ellie-mae as well 🙂

 

[Rickster123]

Just like to say a big thankyou to Ray and all the people at Williams 🙂

Big thankyou from my daughter Sophie and little Ellie-mae as well 🙂

Williams branded nappies?! Honestly that man thinks of everything!

 

[jonnyswamp]

No it wasn't the nappies they supplied
He's used one of those bloody boiler crates as a cot

 

[PlumbBobBob]

gift posted today

 

[turnpin]

A parcel arrived today from secret Santa.......I'll have to get my finger out now and see if I can find those olives in my shed...lol....regards Turnpin:santa1:

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

mine arrived yesterday

 

[julesverne]

ordered just now but havent received mine yet.

 

[Masood]

Mine arrived earlier in the week...

 

[kay-jay]

I haven't received anything yet.

 

[PlumbBobBob]

neither have i

 

[Toxic Ted]

Nor me!

 

[kay-jay]

I think santa was shot down by turkey....

 

[Rickster123]

Sent mine today. Kate took it to the post office and sent me an angry txt at the cost of postage! Oh and mine has arrived, put it away till Christmas Day.

 

[PlumbBobBob]

mine has arrived today

 

[kay-jay]

Mine only got sent today as well. But should arrive in time

 

[Barry98]

Opened mine didn't know it was a ss delivery 🙁

 

[Rich8]

But did you like it ?

 

[Rickster123]

Opened mine didn't know it was a ss delivery 🙁

What did you get?!!?

 

[PlumbBobBob]

must say I opened mine too :smile5:

 

[SimonG]

Away lads, try and keep to Christmas eve at least 🙂

 

[PlumbBobBob]

I was expecting another parcel anyway. and it wasn't wrapped.