Just had a call to change a ceramic disc tap cartridge on a bath, so I thought "Quick in and out, beer money for Friday". Got to job and custard had been having a go and rounded the hex head so told em they would need new taps. Taps are fitted to the long side of the bath next to the wall so told em the bath would have to come out etc. Bath side is plywood, screwed to battens then tiled with mosaic tiles so cant even get that off without destroying it! Had another job to attend so had no time to even isolate the offending tap so customer asked me how much to remove bath side, shower screen, 2 rows of tiles, change taps and refit everything.
When I had peeled her off the floor, she told me they had bought the house before Xmas from a "plumber" and had had loads of plumbing related problems since. What sort of arsole tiles a bath in without leaving access?! Ever heard of magnetic catches and a bead of silicone? Gonna cost this poor couple £350 plus new taps, tiles and materials. I always try to talk custards out of having taps fitted this way and if they insist, I keep the address in me diary for when the taps need changing and am conveniently "Just going on holiday to Borneo for 3 months"
When I had peeled her off the floor, she told me they had bought the house before Xmas from a "plumber" and had had loads of plumbing related problems since. What sort of arsole tiles a bath in without leaving access?! Ever heard of magnetic catches and a bead of silicone? Gonna cost this poor couple £350 plus new taps, tiles and materials. I always try to talk custards out of having taps fitted this way and if they insist, I keep the address in me diary for when the taps need changing and am conveniently "Just going on holiday to Borneo for 3 months"