Customers again

[Destroyer2813]

The most pointless conversation you can have with them

Me: do you have a loft ladder

Them: yeah i"ll just go and get the steps to get it down

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why bother having one then must have this 2-3 times a month

 

[Masood]

I had a similar one a while ago.

Me "Do you have a loft ladder"
Her "Yes, it's at my Dad's. While you're here do you think you could fit it for me?"

Not quite what I had in mind, but money's money!

 

[Leo21]

Servicing a back boiler. You don't seem to have an air vent.
Customer It goes up the chimney.
I can't be the only one who gets this.

 

[dontknowitall]

Can I turn off your water?

10 minutes later ...

"Is it okay to use the loo?" or "Am I able to fill the kettle?"

 

[GQuigley67]

can't fault them for that, usually when someone asks me if i want to use the toilet before they go in for a bath i say no, 2 secs later i'm bursting !

 

[Poxi]

The most pointless conversation you can have with them

Me " good Morning come to repair/service your gas appliance"

Doughnut "Ok Follow me"....Takes you upstairs to the Cylinder in the airing Cupboard

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[Leo21]

The most pointless conversation you can have with them

Me " good Morning come to repair/service your gas appliance"

Doughnut "Ok Follow me"....Takes you upstairs to the Cylinder in the airing Cupboard

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You forgot to say "that's the boiler isn't it"