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WHPES

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There's 2 places that stick in my memory

The first was a property the owner was wanting to "refurbish". They had been living in it in absolute squalour, with rubbish everywhere, both inside and out. There were bags of rubbish piled up inside and outside the house. I heard a rattling noise amongst bags in the porch and a rat ran out and into the kitchen, which was piled up with filthy pots and pans, empty food tins and all manner of rubbish. You could barely see the pattern on the floor anywhere in the house for the dirt and the downstairs front room had two non-housetrained dogs living in it. I made my phone ring and pretended to answer an emergency, said I had to leave and never came back or answered their calls.

The second one was a terraced house where the bathroom was being used to keep two non-housetrained dogs. Dog dirt was piled up against the bath panel and smeared on the floor. The dogs had urinated on the basin pedestal causing the pipes to rot over time. The floor was so soggy and saturated in it that it squelched when you walked over it and the smell was unbearable. The landlord asked for a report, and when I drove past a couple of weeks later, it looked like the tenants had been evicted, there was a skip
outside and builders in the process of gutting the property.

Another plumber I know told me of flats property in Harrogate where they had been called to investigate a foul smell by one of the tenants. It was found to be the property below. The flat was used by junkies and the toilet had stopped flushing and they had carried on using it, then when it was full to the brim had started to use the bath as a toilet until that was half full. The flat was littered with used syringes and the landlord had to get a professional cleanup company in.
 
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Landlord asked me to do a quote for "updating the plumbing" on a house he wanted to buy. He told me it was "a bit of a mess". A nice bit of British understatement.
 
Did a CH system in a big semi-detached in Southport. Next door was immaculate with nice car up the drive, palm tree in the front etc. The one we were going to looked like the Munster's house outside and in. The living room carpet was NAILED on top of the old one, the hallway carpet fell to bits when we tried lifting it, there was daylight coming through a hole in the ceiling above the landing, there were meat trays with congealed blood in the bottoms piled up in the kitchen which they used to feed the stray cats (and rats) out in the back garden. No lights weren't working (electrics were okay, they just never replaced any lightbulbs) - we asked them if we could borrow their brush as we'd forgot ours and they looked at eachother and laughed saying 'Our daughter borrowed it and never returned it, she moved out 15 years ago.'

Had no reason to doubt that as we found an old pair of dirty knickers in their daughter's old bedroom behind the radiator along with a New Kids On The Block cassette. The place was so bad that one of the lads refused to go back there to finish the job the next day.

They did offer us a cup of tea though.
 
At another property I found rat droppings in the kitchen food cupboards.
 
ive worked in a few grubby places but i cant top any of them. now strange places i can do, **** studio, brothell, drug re habilitaion centers. some weired place they were experimenting with purple strawberrys and blue tomatos. prisons, night clubs, brewerys, on boats oh and before anyone says it yes i was dressed as a plumber, but i was there to actually do some plumbing
 
When I first moved over here I couldn't get back into the commercial game straight away so I managed to get in with a boy doing solid fuel to oil conversions. One job we went to we turned up at 8am and the occupants were already well on the way to getting pyshed.

Shyte and blood and needles and cans everywhere. There was a pair of knickers next to a radiator I wanted to change a valve on. I flicked them away with me shifters and nearly gagged when I saw the used pad still stuck in them.

Thankfully the sparkies tool box was nice and close........
 
Oh yeah, found an old woman's body rotting and stuck to a mattress in what we thought was an empty property. The house was tidy though so I suppose that one doesn't count.
 
My joiner told me that he did a job in Harrogate to fit out a middle aged couple's cellar as a dungeon.
 
Found a big black ***** like a babies arm clutching an apple in a gay man's bedroom too.

Was looking at his radiator! Nothing else! Never confused!
 
Found a big black ***** like a babies arm clutching an apple in a gay man's bedroom too.

Was looking at his radiator! Nothing else! Never confused!

Found a ***** in a young girl's bedroom in Wigan once, she couldn't have been any older than 10 which I thought was a bit strange.
 
Done plenty of filthy properties, I think after time you just become immune to it and it becomes just part of your day, thank god I'm not on council contracts anymore.

I've only ever had to walk out of one, and that was a right mess and the bloke had about 40 cats, it stank to high heaven and there was about an inch of newspaper all over the floor across the entire floor that was all wet :-(

ive had some strange jobs in weird places as well, I had a job come down on he PDA one morning that had the words "AIDS ADAPTION" written on the job sheet about ten times, I rang the office to see what it was. They didn't know and said its a new property that the council had taken over and they needed a safety check. I rang the council and asked what it was and it turned out to be a big 7 or 8 bedroomed house where people lived with assistance from a nurse that had AIDS. I rang the office and told them to shove it.

Another one I had to walk away from was some sort of hostel place, it was for a leaky rad. I got there and on the front desk sitting behind some sort of bullet proof glass was the carer. Told her what I was there for and she told me it was in room 7 or something like that. I asked her what the glass was for and she said it was because the tenants where all schizophrenic or mentally unstable. I asked her if she was going to walk around with me and she said "no it's too dangerous, the other nurse is not here to walk round with me, you'll have to go on your own"

"no chance" I said "rebook it when your both here"
 
When I did a job in the Liverpool School Of Tropical Medicine I was told I could help myself to a brew and when I opened the fridge to get the milk it had a sticker on saying MALARIA. Turns out the different research departments put labels on so they knew who's milk was who's.
 
i went to a shower swap for a care in the community type bloke....been wiping his rse on the shower curtain
 
I went to go and service a boiler in a flat once and when I got there, there was literally no floor space to even walk around just rubbish everywhere. Everything was filthy, the bath was used a general bin and was full of rubbish etc. Then I started to notice among the piled up sainsburys bags of rubbish that were in every room, there were bags and bags of cleaning products and soap, all brand new but clearly he just never got round to using them lol.
 
i went to a house where the woman expected me to crawl through a tunnel in the piles of rubbish to get to the bathroom i assume she is still waiting for me to come back
 
Oh yeah, found an old woman's body rotting and stuck to a mattress in what we thought was an empty property. The house was tidy though so I suppose that one doesn't count.

Bet that made you do a double-take!
 
Fixing a shower, laying the bits out on the window sill then realising that, yes, that is an incontinence towel you've laid them down beside. A brief period of thought then confirms that it must belong to the 90-odd year old mother of the customer who lives in the same house. And what's this?? It's used too?? How lovely!

That was pretty disgusting to be honest.
 
Bet that made you do a double-take!

The flies and smell were a bit of a giveaway so it wasn't that much of a surprise really. Her bum tore off and remained stuck to the mattress when they lifted her. Glad I didn't see that bit.
 
Sad that someone could lay there that long with no friends or family to care.
 
My mates dad had a partner in his mechanics business.
The partner died at home. He had two big dogs. They ate him. The only bits left were what was in his boots.
 
Sad that someone could lay there that long with no friends or family to care.

The family turned up that very afternoon and were obviously seeing what they could take. Didn't seem in the least upset.
 
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