heavy heart.

[Dotty]

Just arrived home after seeing a good friend take his last breath, I was to honoured to have been there at the end. This was a man when had dodged a snipers bullet in the Falklands, had survived many armed patrols over here in Northern Ireland. A man who had walked away from a high speed motorbike crash. At the hospital, just before he went, he beckoned me toward him, he couldn't speak due to the pipes and tubes that were attached to him so I moved closer as he pointed at his mouth. I said I didn't know what he wanted and asked if he could write, he nodded vigorously so I passed him some paper from his bedside cabinet and took the pen from my pocket. Unfortunately, as he was writing, he stopped, the pen fell to the floor, the machine that he was attached to started to make that ominous monotone that tells you its all over. The paper dropped from his hand as the nurses rushed in and tried in vain to revive him but all to no avail, he now knew all the answers to all the questions ever asked, including the ultimate. I returned to my car in the car park with heavy heart, trying to avoid looking into the faces of the mixed patients, visitors and hospital workers. I somehow managed to get to the car without breaking up, and, as I fumbled for my keys I rediscovered the note from my recently deceased mate. By now it was all crumpled up so I attempted to iron it out on the bonnet. It just looked gibberish so I returned it to my coat pocket. I have now got home and was about to throw it away but the though hit me, it might be some sort of final message with hidden importance, there are no spaces between the words, it just appears to be a jumble of letters. I decided to share it on here to see if anyone could decipher it, I never was any good at anagrams or conundrums so here it is in its entirety (I'm not sure whether or not he finished before he shuffled from our mortal coil )

It says "GETOFFMY****INGOXYGENPIPEYOUFATBAST....."

Any ideas?..

 

[PlumbersMate]

Haha you ******

 

[sheff paul]

Just arrived home after seeing a good friend take his last breath, I was to honoured to have been there at the end. This was a man when had dodged a snipers bullet in the Falklands, had survived many armed patrols over here in Northern Ireland. A man who had walked away from a high speed motorbike crash. At the hospital, just before he went, he beckoned me toward him, he couldn't speak due to the pipes and tubes that were attached to him so I moved closer as he pointed at his mouth. I said I didn't know what he wanted and asked if he could write, he nodded vigorously so I passed him some paper from his bedside cabinet and took the pen from my pocket. Unfortunately, as he was writing, he stopped, the pen fell to the floor, the machine that he was attached to started to make that ominous monotone that tells you its all over. The paper dropped from his hand as the nurses rushed in and tried in vain to revive him but all to no avail, he now knew all the answers to all the questions ever asked, including the ultimate. I returned to my car in the car park with heavy heart, trying to avoid looking into the faces of the mixed patients, visitors and hospital workers. I somehow managed to get to the car without breaking up, and, as I fumbled for my keys I rediscovered the note from my recently deceased mate. By now it was all crumpled up so I attempted to iron it out on the bonnet. It just looked gibberish so I returned it to my coat pocket. I have now got home and was about to throw it away but the though hit me, it might be some sort of final message with hidden importance, there are no spaces between the words, it just appears to be a jumble of letters. I decided to share it on here to see if anyone could decipher it, I never was any good at anagrams or conundrums so here it is in its entirety (I'm not sure whether or not he finished before he shuffled from our mortal coil )

It says "GETOFFMY****INGOXYGENPIPEYOUFATBAST....."

Any ideas?..

you tw'''''t,almost shed a tear in the first paragraph,had you visited the 'clinic' on yer way to see him

 

[Whyme]

I nearly welled up then u sick funk.

 

[Rickster123]

I was about to write one of my few sensible posts! You tool!

 

[Dotty]

And he reels them in.........

 

[SimonG]

So thats how you go fishing 🙂 🙂

 

[Dotty]

So thats how you go fishing 🙂 🙂

Just a question of the correct bait, Si.......

 

[Phil]

Croppie you are one sick puppy! OMG you are terrible!!

:devilish::devilish:

 

[Leo21]

Yep, you got me to. You bell end.

 

[Dotty]

Ok, ok. I'll apologise if anyone can tell me they honestly didn't laugh at the end of that.......

 

[Rickster123]

Ok, ok. I'll apologise if anyone can tell me they honestly didn't laugh at the end of that.......

I didnt. I made a tutting noise and rolled my eyes. Just like my mrs does when I act like a tit!

 

[Leo21]

I didnt. I made a tutting noise and rolled my eyes. Just like my mrs does when I act like a tit!

Do all women do that? Is it something they learn at school?

 

[Dotty]

I didnt. I made a tutting noise and rolled my eyes. Just like my mrs does when I act like a tit!

Did you know that your lips move when you tell a fib.........

 

[Whyme]

No i didn't. Nearly welled up bit like a sneeze that doesn't happen frustrating. i'm gonna watch CHAMP..

 

[galaxy_plumbing]

yu deserve a carrot in your butt 😀

 

[Kyle87]

Nearly had me going ya stumpy git. I've had a couple of ales and recently done a couple of jobs for a few oldies one of which is dying of the box C unfortunately!!

Ya git!! 🙂

 

[Kyle87]

Big* not box

 

[kirkgas]

Just arrived home after seeing a good friend take his last breath, I was to honoured to have been there at the end. This was a man when had dodged a snipers bullet in the Falklands, had survived many armed patrols over here in Northern Ireland. A man who had walked away from a high speed motorbike crash. At the hospital, just before he went, he beckoned me toward him, he couldn't speak due to the pipes and tubes that were attached to him so I moved closer as he pointed at his mouth. I said I didn't know what he wanted and asked if he could write, he nodded vigorously so I passed him some paper from his bedside cabinet and took the pen from my pocket. Unfortunately, as he was writing, he stopped, the pen fell to the floor, the machine that he was attached to started to make that ominous monotone that tells you its all over. The paper dropped from his hand as the nurses rushed in and tried in vain to revive him but all to no avail, he now knew all the answers to all the questions ever asked, including the ultimate. I returned to my car in the car park with heavy heart, trying to avoid looking into the faces of the mixed patients, visitors and hospital workers. I somehow managed to get to the car without breaking up, and, as I fumbled for my keys I rediscovered the note from my recently deceased mate. By now it was all crumpled up so I attempted to iron it out on the bonnet. It just looked gibberish so I returned it to my coat pocket. I have now got home and was about to throw it away but the though hit me, it might be some sort of final message with hidden importance, there are no spaces between the words, it just appears to be a jumble of letters. I decided to share it on here to see if anyone could decipher it, I never was any good at anagrams or conundrums so here it is in its entirety (I'm not sure whether or not he finished before he shuffled from our mortal coil )

It says "GETOFFMY****INGOXYGENPIPEYOUFATBAST....."

Any ideas?..

Duly stolen

 

[AWheating]

Harold shipman would be proud of you haha

 

[village idiot]

I can decipher the note croppie.

It says: CHECK UNDER THE BED IN MY WIFES SIDE THERE IS LOADS OF MONEY HIDDEN THERE

If I woz you, I would hurry b4 his missus starts taking the place appart now she has the free run of it

 

[Masood]

Do all women do that? Is it something they learn at school?

It's in their genes, I reckon.

 

[Masood]

Croppie you're a git!