I have the power........

[secret squirrel]

Not quite the same as He-Man master of the universe! if you got that reference, yes, you are getting that old........😀

Its 8.20 and I don't want to go out today, I'm going to be stuck in a cupboard with my fein multi-tool struggling to breath. So, when I get back tonight I'd like a little humour to cheer me up........😱

Here goes; you've just been elected as the next prime minister, the election fairy has just given you 3 wishes what would they be.....

The only rule is they must be something no prime minister would do:

eg. give everyone a free Aston Martin.😱
allow all children to go into care and be released when they're 18

That sort of thing......

Whilst pretending to be Harry Potter in my cupboard, I'll think of 3.......🙄

(just as a side note and to help the moderators funny but not outrageous, you can PM me the outrageous ones😀, we don't want to get into trouble)

 

[wards]

Not quite the same as He-Man master of the universe! if you got that reference, yes, you are getting that old........😀

Its 8.20 and I don't want to go out today, I'm going to be stuck in a cupboard with my fein multi-tool struggling to breath. So, when I get back tonight I'd like a little humour to cheer me up........😱

Here goes; you've just been elected as the next prime minister, the election fairy has just given you 3 wishes what would they be.....

The only rule is they must be something no prime minister would do:

eg. give everyone a free Aston Martin.😱
allow all children to go into care and be released when they're 18

That sort of thing......

Whilst pretending to be Harry Potter in my cupboard, I'll think of 3.......🙄

(just as a side note and to help the moderators funny but not outrageous, you can PM me the outrageous ones😀, we don't want to get into trouble)

be truthfull/honest comes to mind😱
si

 

[Mootin]

1. after spending a while acctually in the road works on m25 near m11 I would have all motorways made at least 6 lanes wide in each direction to allow for future traffic and cut down on road work later.

2. I would be more stern on the law eye for an eye and all that.

3. Move this country to hotter climate so we could get away from all this bad weather.

Oh yeah and knight all plumbers 🙂

 

[secret squirrel]

I've just been released from my cupboard.

Here goes, not very interesting really, just couldn't come up with anything better at the moment:

1. make all mobile phones evaporate.

2. make all public transport free.

3. instead of food vouchers give everyone dough nut vouchers especially the sainsburys 5 for 65p (ish) ones, I dream about them. OH, and make them in packets of 6! saves arguing who has the 5th.......

Just off to sainsburys......😀😀😀😀

 

[Mootin]

Think I got to serious looking at squirels post.

 

[Woot]

I've just been released from my cupboard.

Here goes, not very interesting really, just couldn't come up with anything better at the moment:

1. make all mobile phones evaporate.

2. make all public transport free.

3. instead of food vouchers give everyone dough nut vouchers especially the sainsburys 5 for 65p (ish) ones, I dream about them. OH, and make them in packets of 6! saves arguing who has the 5th.......

Just off to sainsburys......😀😀😀😀

you got my vote

 

[dontknowitall]

1. Ban all telephone menu systems and make it law that only a human being can answer a telephone.

2. Do not release anyone from school who can't read, write or add up.

3. Scrap the internet.