most common thing said

[jackyp1234]

i have my own tools and van!

 

[dontknowitall]

Seeing as it's Christmas, can I pay next year?

 

[quality]

is that all it was

 

[Barry98]

are you busy

 

[Alpha man]

"Its not worked properly since your last visit"

 

[dancinplumba]

oh by the way, the insurance is paying, will pay you when they have paid me 🙂

 

[jackyp1234]

haha all quality

 

[julesverne]

my boilers not working i think its needs a service.

 

[AWheating]

i was going to re-decorate but i thought i might as well wait untill the works done " as the 30year old stained wall paper falls of the wall"

 

[Puddle]

My ideal boiler is not working

You must be loaded

Hot waters going hot and then cold


My boiler is not working,pipes in roof are leaking,tank over flows,waste under sink leaking,rad valve sticking,system requires flushing,need new guttering,sink taps dripping.........................It should only take you a few minutes...:angry:

 

[REDSAW]

i am in after 6pm!.

funny you mention that, so am i.

 

[AWheating]

sorry about the smell, its the dog!

yeah right!

 

[Barry98]

how DO YOU want paying

 

[dancinplumba]

discount for cash ???

 

[stevetheplumber]

"ooooooww thats a big one " then i wake up

 

[Barry98]

ooooooww thats a big one " then i wake up and its bigger then i dreamt

 

[AWheating]

ooooooww thats a big one " then i wake up and its bigger then i dreamt

she must need glasses! 😉

 

[dontknowitall]

BG said it needs flushing.

"You turned the radiator right down". "I explained why and it wasn't leaking when we left it." "But it leaked when we turned it on." (A 45 year old radiator valve). "Why do you want £30?" (with a 60 plated range rover sat in the garage). "I'll pay you next time you visit."

 

[quality]

do you want paying now you have finnished

 

[desrob]

no........!

 

[REDSAW]

can you come around and advise me on what the problem is and how much it will cost.

 

[Hybrid]

"Excuse the mess, I was about to clean up"

 

[tipintim]

Im off now, could you put the key thro the letter box when you have finished

 

[Alpha man]

"HOW MUCH, for that little bit"

"But its only taken you 10 mins to fix it, it took the last engineer 2 hours to do it!"

And my personal favorite,

You plumbers earn a fortune!!!!!!!!

 

[Phil]

Oh, its not doing it now......