Most commonly asked questions for a plumber?

[benjibilly]

What are the most common questions other plumbers get from their customers?

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[Howsie]

Whilst you're here, can you just have a look at this.

 

[heliotrope]

How much?

 

[helpsy]

Why doesn't my car start....it only stopped working when you changed my bath taps? Lol

 

[Killy Bing]

"Why am i paying this much if an apprentice is doing the work?"

 

[Barry98]

Is it cheaper for cash

 

[plumber0808]

Is it meant to look like that?

 

[plumber0808]

The most least common I've had is
"when you have a minute can you come and have a look at my car seat it is not moving back and forth?"

 

[dontknowitall]

I have wonderful customers ... "Do you have sugar?" :smile:

 

[mitchellcook]

.....brown sauce or red 🙂

 

[AWheating]

Whilst you're here, can you just have a look at this.

this has to be the most common or a version of it.

 

[GeoPlumbing]

Whilst you're here, can you just have a look at this.

It's True this is the most Common

 

[SimonG]

'Why can't you come now?'

'Oh a plumber, you must be loaded?'

 

[wiggers]

I can do that it looks easy!

 

[Keefy]

Do you want to keep the nice little bag the taps came in? :uhoh2:

 

[TimeServed]

"Can you keep the price down" this one really winds me up!

 

[lame plumber]

they never ask "can I bacs the money into your account now for you?"

 

[Keefy]

"I've got an outside tap kit from B&Q can you fit it?"

NO!

 

[TimeServed]

"I can get that cheaper online"

 

[clarky101]

please feel free to look in my knicker draw......

 

[lame plumber]

please feel free to look in my knicker draw......

so Your commonest question is "why are you wearing my knickers clarky?"

 

[Derek Hardman]

You sent an invoice when you didn't do anything!! (when you diagnose a fault and they decide to buy online and fit the part themselves, or variants of this)

 

[Keefy]

"Do you do gas?"

 

[clarky101]

so Your commonest queStion is "why are you wearing my knickers clarky?"

i know its a strange one that.......

 

[Keefy]

"Can you turn the pressure up?"