Sponsored thread - celebration offer

[Ray Stafford]

This from my colleague Paul - thats Paul the sales manager, not BIG Paul who likes Adam so much. 🙂

To celebrate our management buy out, and St George's day, we are giving £40 off any order over £500 (excluding vat). Just fill your shopping cart to the value of £500 (ex vat, NOT including copper tube) and enter the voucher code GEORGE40 in the coupon box, bottom left at checkout.

Offer expires 11.59pm Sunday 26th April.

Fill yer boots

 

[Dotty]

And how much exactly to ship to northern ireland?

 

[Ray Stafford]

And how much exactly to ship to northern ireland?

About £50 probably. 🙂

 

[Dotty]

About £50 probably. 🙂

So I'd be a tenner worse off, and that's not including shipping my order to Lee first, forgetting my biscuits, invoicing me twice and then cancelling my account. Topped off by sending Big Paul to riverdance over my jacobs. ...

 

[Ray Stafford]

So I'd be a tenner worse off, and that's not including shipping my order to Lee first, forgetting my biscuits, invoicing me twice and then cancelling my account. Topped off by sending Big Paul to riverdance over my jacobs. ...

That about covers it.

Except I think Big Paul is tied up with Adam. Or do I mean "Big Paul is tying Adam up"? hmmmm

 

[Barry98]

And I thougt he was been nice to me when I placed my order earlier

 

[Rickster123]

£500?..... Any offers for under a tenner? Pens And mugs??

 

[Dotty]

That about covers it.

Except I think Big Paul is tied up with Adam. Or do I mean "Big Paul is tying Adam up"? hmmmm

Does Big Paul know he's achieved legendary status.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Does Big Paul know he's achieved legendary status.

Somehow I never quite get round to telling him that he is an icon of online sado-masochistic ****-eroticism. Can't think why it keeps slipping my mind...

 

[Toxic Ted]

So I'd be a tenner worse off, and that's not including shipping my order to Lee first, forgetting my biscuits, invoicing me twice and then cancelling my account. Topped off by sending Big Paul to riverdance over my jacobs. ...

You know how to cheer me up dontcha!

 

[julesverne]

Ive tried the george40 code in both in lower case and caps and it doesnt work help Ray i need a vogue 32

 

[Ray Stafford]

Ive tried the george40 code in both in lower case and caps and it doesnt work help Ray i need a vogue 32

Just stick the order on Jules, and we'll sort you out the £40 on Monday. Its happened to someone else as well, so there must be a gremlin in there somewhere.

Funny thing is that it is working for most people. Feckin' computers!

 

[julesverne]

Also how many times can we use this doing a quote tomorrow.

 

[julesverne]

there must be a gremlin in there somewhere.

Funny thing is that it is working for most people. Feckin' computers!

except northerners maybe lol

 

[Ray Stafford]

Also how many times can we use this doing a quote tomorrow.

5 times per customer Jules, but it expires tomorrow night.

We've got a ginormous bank loan to pay off now, dontcha know... 🙂

 

[Ray Stafford]

except northerners maybe lol

I'm still faintly surprised that you have electricity up there Jules, never mind the internet. 🙂

 

[julesverne]

I'm still faintly surprised that you have electricity up there Jules, never mind the internet. 🙂

Thats gotta be worth 2 bags of jelly babies for that underhand slanderous remark.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Thats gotta be worth 2 bags of jelly babies for that underhand slanderous remark.

If I had to pay out every time I slandered northerners, I would have gone bust decades ago!