the numpty has killed my windscreen

[Billy Bob Bob]

getting some 28 mm at the merchants this morning to do a gas pipe upgrade on a job i
AR,D yesterday the fooktard numpty BIL, who works with us and has the mental capacity of a door knob,put 2 lengths in the back of the 110,THEY WILL GO IN BUT ON A ANGLE WHAT DID THE MONG DO THEN TO CRACK THE WINDSCREEN ? he threw them in a bit to hard thats what the halfwit done sadly i am 3rd party insurance so now have to buy a new screen needless to say the bollocking he got has made him not murmer a word all day i feel like chopping his fingers off with me axe ,the landys now off the road for a few hours friday to get a new timted one fitted at 150 all in its not bad but still a cost i could do with out

 

[Ray Stafford]

And....breathe...

Not a great day then Mark? Have a beer.

 

[Rickster123]

Thought they were bomb proof? Just not numpty proof?!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Thought they were bomb proof? Just not numpty proof?!

they are but cant handle stupidity

 

[Dotty]

Thought you was all for beheading him a few months ago?

How is he still alive?

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Thought you was all for beheading him a few months ago?

How is he still alive?

how is my sister still married to him hes doing her head in as well ,i kd you not john hes a right square peg,best thing that could happen is he gets fed up with wales and buggers off back to norfolk i mean the kid no harm but surely its impossible to be this thick

 

[Ray Stafford]

but surely its impossible to be this thick

Never, ever underestimate the human potential for mindblowing stupidity.

 

[gassafe]

A rhino tube costs less than 150 ;p

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

A rhino tube costs less than 150 ;p

already have a truxraxs fitted he could not be arsed to put it in there

 

[gassafe]

already have a truxraxs fitted he could not be arsed to put it in there

Thats a bummer... On the plus side, I doubt he will make that mistake again!

 

[stevetheplumber]

Thats a bummer... On the plus side, I doubt he will make that mistake again!

if his as bad as he sounds he probably will

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

if his as bad as he sounds he probably will

your not wrong steve sadly he will do it again,boys to arrogant,wont admit his mistakes and does not learn by them

 

[Kyle87]

Isn't he paying towards it?

Surely you can **** tax him.

 

[Dotty]

buggers off back to norfolk

Ahhhhhh A Norfolk lad.

Explains everything....

 

[lame plumber]

getting some 28 mm at the merchants this morning to do a gas pipe upgrade on a job i
AR,D yesterday the fooktard numpty BIL, who works with us and has the mental capacity of a door knob,put 2 lengths in the back of the 110,THEY WILL GO IN BUT ON A ANGLE WHAT DID THE MONG DO THEN TO CRACK THE WINDSCREEN ? he threw them in a bit to hard thats what the halfwit done sadly i am 3rd party insurance so now have to buy a new screen needless to say the bollocking he got has made him not murmer a word all day i feel like chopping his fingers off with me axe ,the landys now off the road for a few hours friday to get a new timted one fitted at 150 all in its not bad but still a cost i could do with out

can Howsie explain whats to like about this post? poor old GM, even I feel sad for him, its just my bit of Welsh coming out in sympathy (it's in my name, Davies 🙂 )

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Isn't he paying towards it?

Surely you can **** tax him.

sis did offer kyle hes my bro in law ,she gave up work to look after my mum after she had a stroke,or else my dad would have had to very noble act she carried out but we had to absorb this dic head into the business to make her money back up,even shes ****ed off with him hes to much of a ***** to offer me money she did but i cant do tat to her there really on the bones of her arse

 

[Kyle87]

sis did offer kyle hes my bro in law ,she gave up work to look after my mum after she had a stroke,or else my dad would have had to very noble act she carried out but we had to absorb this dic head into the business to make her money back up,even shes ****ed off with him hes to much of a ***** to offer me money she did but i cant do tat to her there really on the bones of her arse

Fair play. Plenty other ways other than money to make someone pay!! I'm sure you can be quite creative with his next list of jobs on site

 

[Kyle87]

And good on your sister.

My old man died of a stroke. I'd give up work and look after him if it were possible

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Fair play. Plenty other ways other than money to make someone pay!! I'm sure you can be quite creative with his next list of jobs on site

hes about to delve into the world of blocked sewers

 

[lame plumber]

sis did offer kyle hes my bro in law ,she gave up work to look after my mum after she had a stroke,or else my dad would have had to very noble act she carried out but we had to absorb this dic head into the business to make her money back up,even shes ****ed off with him hes to much of a ***** to offer me money she did but i cant do tat to her there really on the bones of her arse

seems like your too nice a bloke to kick him down the road, best advice is to breathe deep as already quoted and put it all away for the time being. If sis gives him the heave ho, then you can enjoy that a bit more and remember that what you pass on to her wont be costing you anymore to cover his cock ups.

 

[Kyle87]

I suspect this will upset a few people

But is it because he's English?

I get this feeling about some people and the only comman factor is that they are English

I can hear the worms squirming as the can it torn open!!!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

I suspect this will upset a few people

But is it because he's English?

I get this feeling about some people and the only comman factor is that they are English

nah its not the English simon i can assure you of that ,i have many English friends,quite a few on here who i consider one of the boyos this lads always been a mummys boy,spoilt basically and in the wrong trade ,wrong attitude, met the wrong girl my sisters a typical maesteg girl gobby as **** how she ended up with a invert, quiet,mummys boy from norfolk is beyond my understanding but being from norfolk which sadly is part of england has nothing to do with being english hes just a ****tard,universally recognisable in any language

 

[Ermintrude]

Send him to dickie! Will be like a new button when u get him back!

 

[P J F PLUMBING]

That's ok my monkey boy went though the roof of the factory we were working in today one min there next gone I shouted Ben where are you !!!! I'm on the toilet below went strait though not a scratch very lucky

 

[P J F PLUMBING]

Didn't realise you done factory work?

Anywhere nice?

Port talbot docks. We do domestic commercial plumbing & gas LPG & oil