What the hell just happened.

[Ermintrude]

Im giving my excuses first

Ate chilli sandwich
Had a lot of curry and junk food
Drank a lot of Guinness
Have an ear infection
Feeling rough
Was relaxed

So many of you may not want this mental image at all.

Me in mother in laws en suite wet room, nice hot steamy shower just thinking ahhhh, nice kids occupied I can smell dinner, Wallace and Gromit be on shortly.....

Bends over ....

Felt the urge to let one rip

It was more of a spatter.

Yes I just shat in the ensuite shower.

Happy new year boys

 

[Dotty]

Thank you Guy. Thank you so very much!

 

[kay-jay]

did you stain the grout?

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

sharted in the shower

 

[Rickster123]

What is wrong with you man?!

 

[IDCHAPPY]

What is wrong with you man?!

He just done a runny crap in the MILs shower by the sounds of it?
I don't believe that accident excuse for a second....

 

[Dotty]

He just done a runny crap in the MILs shower by the sounds of it?
I don't believe that accident excuse for a second....

This the voice of experience?

 

[Toxic Ted]

I dont think it was an accident at all.....

 

[IDCHAPPY]

This the voice of experience?

Thankfully follow through isn't my specialty 😀

 

[SimonG]

The moment aaaahhhh turns into nnnnnooooooo 🙂

 

[SimonG]

But if its going to happen, you cant beat being in the bathroom.

 

[Leo21]

It's the sharing bit I'm confused about!

 

[Ermintrude]

I thought it would make mikes day ?

 

[Dotty]

Think Guy needs this t shirt

 

[kris]

That's just wrong, n best kept to ones self lol,

 

[Dotty]

could only happen to a vegan!

Just goes to prove how well meat goes to keeping your insides bound together.

 

[Riley]

Bet he's one of those civilised types that gets out of the shower to take a slash in the basin

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Animal, purebred animal. I did smile though but really, some things best kept to oneself

 

[kay-jay]

Animal, purebred animal. I did smile though but really, some things best kept to oneself

He did try to keep it to himself. Unfortunately it just slipped out ...[emoji38]

 

[Riley]

Try explaining that trap blockage though

 

[Ermintrude]

Try explaining that trap blockage though

Blockage? U read the thread it was pebble dash at best.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

 

[Riley]

Ha ha even the squidgy ones sometimes need a poke down

 

[MarkAqua]

Hope that you didn't try to 'cup' it!

Now that would be embarrassing

 

[Riley]

Flashbacks to train spotting and the turd filled blanket looms into view