Answers please

[rpm]

What is the difference between a duck?

One is an animal and the other is a warning?

 

[Riley]

What is the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same!

 

[thompsonbrown]

A woman went to her mothers funeral, she saw a man whom she fell in love with, it was her dream man, she didn't speak to him or ask for his number. After the funeral she couldn't find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

What was the motive to kill her sister?

Someones reading the Guardian.

 

[Ray Stafford]

One leg is both the same!

Correct.

How many beans make five?

 

[thompsonbrown]

Correct.

How many beans make five?

Not sure as I'm working class.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Not sure as I'm working class.

?????

 

[Riley]

4 plus 1

 

[Ray Stafford]

4 plus 1

nope

 

[rpm]

Correct.

How many beans make five?

Five.

 

[thompsonbrown]

?????

How many beans make 5
British term. A shibboleth designed to establish whether a person had learned nonsense rhyme "one bean ,two bean,a bean and a half and half a bean" from his Nanny and thereby establish upper or upper middle class origins.
You probably had this meaning to hand.
An old British expression, used in the context "he knows how many beans make five", meaning "he knows his stuff" or referring to one who's good at mathematical puzzlers. Derives from the days of the abacus, when the wooden beads (beans) were moved along in various increments.