Do you wash your hands before or after weeing?

[Masood]

If you wash them afterm you're a w***er apparently!

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I'm not sure whether that's a spoof site or for real, but it's very very odd...

 

[Phil]

What the hell were you searching for to find that!

 

[Dotty]

My grandad used to tell me "Son, there's two types of people in this life. Liars and Whankers. Choose your corner."

I'm not a liar, I know that much. ...

 

[Masood]

What the hell were you searching for to find that!

Mate, stuff like that pops up on my facebook feed. I have weird mates...

Looking further, it is a satirical site so it's really not a surprise that it's on my feed given the kind of pages I subscribe to!

 

[Dotty]

Mate, stuff like that pops up on my facebook feed. I have weird mates...

............... Hang on a minute!

 

[Masood]

............... Hang on a minute!

Didn't say I don't like it! I'd rather weird than normal any day!

 

[turnpin]

Always before ....that Everflux is a killer...lol regards Turnpin:rofl:

 

[townfanjon]

Before and after lol ....... Worrys me when I go to football and we que for a slash at half time , I kid you not 80 % walk out without washing there hands , and I normally sneak in to the ladies .

 

[SimonG]

Before if I've been chopping chillies

 

[Masood]

Before and after lol ....... Worrys me when I go to football and we que for a slash at half time , I kid you not 80 % walk out without washing there hands , and I normally sneak in to the ladies .

Stopped at motorway services last night on my way home, had a slash, was washing my hands. A bloke came in, had a slash, walked over to the basins and without washing his hands, straightened up his hair and walked out! Dirty, dirty bastid!

 

[townfanjon]

Stopped at motorway services last night on my way home, had a slash, was washing my hands. A bloke came in, had a slash, walked over to the basins and without washing his hands, straightened up his hair and walked out! Dirty, dirty bastid!

My point exactly, lol

 

[Phil]

I won't touch toilet door handles I either have to use my sleeve or pretend to dry my hands for ages until someone opens the door and I scurry out.

 

[mfgs]

I won't touch toilet door handles I either have to use my sleeve or pretend to dry my hands for ages until someone opens the door and I scurry out.

I am the same. Every toilet door should be pull to get in, push to get out. Pointless washing your hands if you have a grab a handle that every person that didn't wash their hands uses! You just end up with hands dirtier than when you went in.

 

[Stigster]

Personally I wash my meat in the morning and surely it's good for the day as long as you don't wazz on your hands?

Tip for those who don't like to touch the handle on a pull to leave scenario - If the door has a closer, reach up and push the hinged bar toward the door and the door will open a bit so you can get your foot in to open it the rest of the way.

 

[Rickster123]

I wash my hands at the same time. Multitasker me.