Oh right. My mistake. You're an engineer.

[oddball]

Yep
5 year apprenticeship mech & prop eng
C ad G 205 parts 1, 2, 3 and tool making endorsement

OH dear moderator NVQ I forgot !

So I think I will be banned as you don't like any criticism.

 

[thompsonbrown]

What ?

 

[Dotty]

No, you'll be getting banned because you're a plank who won't listen to advice.

 

[Dotty]

And I think my HND in electro mechanical engineering trumps yours.

 

[lame plumber]

oooh your here now, well from what I can see your a technician, no degree mentioned that would allow you to call yourself an engineer.....

 

[Chalked]

Well done with that.

But I can't see one qualification for gas safe!
As you can probably understand lots of people come on here asking for advice on gas. We don't keep the info to annoy you, or to keep the money in our pockets. It's ( honestly ) for your safety.

 

[lame plumber]

Oh, what are we going to do now? that was getting interesting.........................

 

[SimonG]

You go to defaecate, shower and shave and miss all the fun

 

[lame plumber]

And I think my HND in electro mechanical engineering trumps yours.

Does my HND in Agriculture beat it as well? or my Ocean Navigation Certificate?

 

[thompsonbrown]

I try not to boast about having a science degree I did through the open university 13yrs ago as I still struggle to work out purge volumes in pipework. lol

 

[Rickster123]

I try not to boast about having a science degree I did through the open university 13yrs ago as I still struggle to work out purge volumes in pipework. lol

Ooh get you mastermind! I've got a cycling proficiency badge and a 10meter front crawl badge.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

feeling left out as i have no degrees

 

[hammers4spanner]

I have dungarees does that count ?

 

[Rickster123]

I have dungarees does that count ?

They're making a comeback you trendsetter!

 

[thompsonbrown]

Ooh get you mastermind! I've got a cycling proficiency badge and a 10meter front crawl badge.

Need to see proof of these qualifications. I know a lot of guys who say they qualifications in front crawl, but 9/10 time its in breast stroke. I demand you post your badge online.

 

[lame plumber]

I have dungarees does that count ?

and you look cute in them

 

[thompsonbrown]

feeling left out as i have no degrees

Feel proud about all the degrees you leave your customers feeling warmer

 

[Ray Stafford]

I was a member of the tufty club!

 

[lame plumber]

I was a member of the tufty club!

now that is a proper qualification. probably why those squirrels love your tulips

 

[Riley]

I was in this

 

[Riley]

 

[PriestyUK]

I was a cub scout - 1st Northolt Sea Scouts, :nono: All my other qualifications that one...Trumps

All yours PS I didn't break wind when that last photo was taken

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

where do these halfwits keep coming from,i thought we had a reprobate filter

 

[jonnyswamp]

What is wrong with people!

He is the type that thinks rules aren't for him cos he's an engineer and has a limited knowledge of what he wants to achieve

Because he isn't aware his knowledge is limited, he'll probably just blunder his way through the job completely oblivious to the dangers he may be putting himself, his family and possibly his neighbours in

You see it in the news every now and again, half a street blown up and a few people killed

All tragedies that can be avoided

 

[Dotty]

where do these halfwits keep coming from,i thought we had a reprobate filter

I like to call them pub members and trusted advisors

 

[lame plumber]

where do these halfwits keep coming from,i thought we had a reprobate filter

he is called JC

 

[firemant]

I was an Ovaltinie (although I hated the stuff)

 

[Ray Stafford]

I was an Ovaltinie (although I hated the stuff)

A humiliation I escaped. Here you go FiremanT Ovaltiney

 

[newcastle phill]

Ive got a few from the Amateur Athletics Association.

 

[gmartine]

Ive got a few from the Amateur Athletics Association.

For the OP you mean TracPipe and field.

Sigh.

 

[newcastle phill]

Very good haha.

 

[Masood]

I know a lot of guys who say they qualifications in front crawl, but 9/10 time its in breast stroke.

I'm not qualified but I do love a good breast stroke...

 

[Masood]

I was in this View attachment 23771

Me too!!!!

 

[kirkgas]

Jim fixed it for me to be in Gary glitters gang

 

[lame plumber]

Jim fixed it for me to be in Gary glitters gang

he only let little girls in his gang, or are you coming out kirky

 

[newcastle phill]

Jim fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded

 

[jonnyswamp]

Jim fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded

Strangely enough, he did for me as well
But he told me mine only had one udder so needed milking very quickly

 

[Riley]

Strangely enough, he did for me as well
But he told me mine only had one udder so needed milking very quickly

I had something similar, but he told me we could get as much cream as we wanted and all we had to do was siphon it out of a hose in an alleyway with my eyes closed

 

[Dotty]

Seeing as this thread has turned a corner I never expected I think I'll shift it to the Arms. ....

 

[Riley]

I do have a delightful image of how your face goes when you read through these croppie
Smile, smile, laugh, smile, all-out panic when you realise its in public view

 

[Dotty]

Sumfink like that, yeah.....

 

[lame plumber]

Seeing as this thread has turned a corner I never expected I think I'll shift it to the Arms. ....

only need to move an inch to be in the wrong place

 

[Riley]

only need to move an inch to be in the wrong place

Amen brother

 

[Best]

Jim fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded

Did you ever hear that told on a live radio broadcast? Really funny and must have been red faces for the lady presenter and others.
Here, - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lj8Qtkred8

 

[WaterTight]

-I'm an engineer.

-I see. Behold, the townsfolk and I have gathered for you a bountiful bag of dicks. Feast ye heartily upon them.