Re: Where can I get a 6m length of yellow PVC soft copper coil ???? who closed thread

[Toxic Ted]

I worked out how to get 49 into 21 the other week. Nearly proved it too but Mrs Croppie rumbled my plans......

Working out a theory and putting it into practice rarely have the same outcome...........in chemistry, you can easily lose your fingers, but in the pub?........i don't even want to think about that one. 49 John?i had you down for at least another 10 0n that.....:lol:

 

[Masood]

Working out a theory and putting it into practice rarely have the same outcome...........in chemistry, you can easily lose your fingers, but in the pub?........i don't even want to think about that one. 49 John?i had you down for at least another 10 0n that.....:lol:

I think he means 49 inches tall. I thought it was less....

 

[Toxic Ted]

I think he means 49 inches tall. I thought it was less....

I wasn't even going there.........that would have made the victim 21 inches tall.

 

[oz-plumber]

I worked out how to get 49 into 21 the other week. Nearly proved it too but Mrs Croppie rumbled my plans......

Please divulge as to what steps did Mrs Croppie used to rumble your plans?

I hope she didn't deck the barmaid, for doing her job - enticing you to buy more drinks!!!!

 

[Dotty]

I hereby dub you Casanunda!

Probably only a few of us will get that.

Working out a theory and putting it into practice rarely have the same outcome...........in chemistry, you can easily lose your fingers, but in the pub?........i don't even want to think about that one. 49 John?i had you down for at least another 10 0n that.....:lol:

Git.

I think he means 49 inches tall. I thought it was less....

Ditto.

I wasn't even going there.........that would have made the victim 21 inches tall.

Victim? Who's to say she wouldn't have been willing?

Please divulge as to what steps did Mrs Croppie used to rumble your plans?

I hope she didn't deck the barmaid, for doing her job - enticing you to buy more drinks!!!!

Apparently I was deep in thought with a wistful smile. Both rarely happen.

Mrs Croppie hasn't met her yet.

"New bar wench started tonight darlin."

"Oh"

10 minutes silence later.

"She wouldn't be interested in you you geriatric old fart! I know what you're thinking!"

 

[Riley]

"She wouldn't be interested in you you geriatric old fart! I know what you're thinking!"

Least your mrs understands you cropster :smile:

 

[Riley]

I hereby dub you Casanunda!

Genius

 

[Masood]

Least your mrs understands you cropster :smile:

Bet she wishes she didn't... Inside Croppie's head is a dark and twisted place...

 

[joni os]

If its not your sister or your daughter, its allowed. But once you're past 50 it becomes indecent. If you don't believe me ask your children.