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After croppie getting nice pressies of Stout I thought this would be a laugh for all so here goes UKPF's very own Secret Santa

anybody wishing to take part pm me your name and address no names addresses will be passed on to anyone other than the UKPF member drawn to get your pressie.

the rules are as follows these may be amended or added too slightly if they conflict with any policies of the UKPF and the fact that i am making the rules up as i go along :santa3::presents1::santa::santa5::santa_cheesy:

Rules

1. pm me your name and address
2. closing date is 30th November 2013
3. suggested limit for spending is ten whole English pounds sterling. Any less your tight git but its upto you if want to spend more.
4. If you do not wish to receive a pressie that may be deemed offensive or of a sexual nature please say so in your PM
5. if you receive a name that states they do not want a pressie of an offensive or sexual nature please respect this members do have young kids etc and may open it front of them.
6. all members who enter you name will be put in a pot and drawn by my missus you will receive your name on the 1st december.
7. if you enter please honour your participation by sending the present to the address.
8. you can't open your pressie till christmas day .
9. yes i know its hard to wait but you'll just have too.
10. post a pic of your pressies on this thread.
11. no spoilers. red herrings and specualtion are fine but no spoilers
12. most importantly no names can be mentioned till christmas day.
13. this is a bit laugh so please treat it as such.

HO HO HO

i know its a bit early but will need to get the names in and give people time to get pressie's and send them out.
 
Croppies going to turn up at someones house on christmas day, wearing nothing more than a bow.......
 
1 member signed up already. dont hold back send us your names and addresses although i am but worried if we end up with an odd number if thatsthe case i'll send out 2 pressies.
 
4 members added so far i will update daily on numbers from now on
 
10 UKPF'RS signed up so far.

cmo'n guys you know you wanna do it.
 
Sign up for the UKPuffer's secret santa or I WILL turn up at your door just wearing a bow!

You have been warned!
 
we are still on 20 members signed there's a lot more that could be entering for the sake of tenner plus postage it aint gonna break the bank

so come on guys sign up today. you only have until the 30 th november before entries close.

thanks jules
 
only if your a christian of course or just like personal pressie's!!!!!!
 
all names in the bag.

i'm just waiting on 2 members who said they are in but havent given me an address as of yet will wait till 6.00pm if they havent sent details then draw will take place without them.

28 names excluding the 2 who havent sent address in the pot at the moment.
 
i think to be safe you need to be posting before the 15th december to be sure of it getting there in time also if cost allows please use a tracking service from your courier
 
how we all getting on i'm just waiting for gifts to turn then off to my unsuspecting victim
:presents2::presents2::presents2::presents2::presents2::presents2::presents2::presents2:
 
Ordered mine on line and got an email. Out of stock until 16th dec. do I risk it?
 
I may or may not have bought mine a couple of weeks ago cos it made me laugh.

Were I one of the ss's of course!
 
just got a cracking bargain on ebay i thought i would be nice this year i honestly think they will like it. and if they don't well they can go fcuk themselves i have RSI after last night feckin typing all night

and breathe
 
if you need to ask your ss a question just pm me and i will pass it on.
 
So, I am sure I'm NOT THE ONLY BLOKE WHO HAS NEVER SENT SOMEONE A PRESENT IN THE POST WHO HE DOES NOT KNOW !


Do I put with Love or Best Wishes ???

And then do I put my name?? that is if I had put my name in??
 
Kev the gas said:
So, I am sure I'm NOT THE ONLY BLOKE WHO HAS NEVER SENT SOMEONE A PRESENT IN THE POST WHO HE DOES NOT KNOW !


Do I put with Love or Best Wishes ???

And then do I put my name?? that is if I had put my name in??
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I'm in the same boat. The missus tells me it's supposed to be completely anonymous but I'm not sure how we're doing 'our version'.
 
Well if I had had chosen my gift and was theoretically going to send it to an unknown to me individual I would put kisses on the lot. Good job I'm not in it. Or am I????
 
jefaz said:
Well if I had had chosen my gift and was theoretically going to send it to an unknown to me individual I would put kisses on the lot. Good job I'm not in it. Or am I????
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Yes, yes you are. How do I know that?
 
jefaz said:
Well if I had had chosen my gift and was theoretically going to send it to an unknown to me individual I would put kisses on the lot. Good job I'm not in it. Or am I????
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Hypothetically speaking you might now receive kisses with your gift (if you were in it that is) but only three people know the answer to that.......theoretically.
 
Toxic Ted said:
That could have been a blue kipper!
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It may well have been a ruse. But then again I might want you to think that. "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn't exist".
But then I may have been too late entering it and as such had no partner and just want in on the banter.
 
My thought were to stay anonymous till christmas day and then its upto yourself if wanna blab how good your present was
 
And in this note dya think the subject (if I had one!!??) would mind £9.99 worth of end fees out the back of my van?
 
Anyone know the easiest way to wrap a banana shaped item? It's for something completely unrelated obviously, because I'm not in this Secret Santa thing.
 
Keefy said:
Anyone know the easiest way to wrap a banana shaped item? It's for something completely unrelated obviously, because I'm not in this Secret Santa thing.
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Drop it into an old Jura whiskey cardboard tube and then wrap that.
 
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