Worst things a customer can say.......

[secret squirrel]

:ciappa: Keep it brief,

I'll start,

After you've been paid.

"while your here, can you just"

 

[SimonG]

"I don't think I like it there!" Well that's where you asked for it, of course it can be moved at great additional expense

"Those tiles (they chose), I'm not too sure about them, can I change them!" Of course you can change them, as part of a seperate job, at a newly organised time at great additional expense

"I don't know why you can't change them bath taps now, it's only a two minute job!" If it's only a two minute job please feel free to attempt yourself, then call me when you have flooded the house

"The taps been dripping for months but I need you to look at them in the next two hours" I'm afraid if you can't wait until I am available then you will need to phone somebody else.

"My boilers gone to lockout, but you can only come to fix it after 8.00 tonight!" ROFLMAO

 

[WaterTight]

..Daddy?

 

[Guest123]

Young cute blonde, and me thinking we had some chemistry going intil she asked

....way back in YOUR day, how was it done?

 

[midge]

"I'll just make myself a cup of tea and let you get on with it"

 

[REDSAW]

'give me your best price for that and i will have it done, dont forget i have 20,000 other properties for the cp12's coming up soon'.


'are you going to be much longer'

i have come to fix your cwst, = 'can you take your shoes off'

 

[secret squirrel]

I didn't think to take the stuff out of the airing cupboard for you.

 

[stevetheplumber]

is that all?
also the worst thing a woman can say to you

 

[GQuigley67]

theres a leak and wheres my cat ?

 

[Resolute]

is that all?
also the worst thing a woman can say to you

You talking from experience?!