pet hates?

[kirkgas]

It's only nearly work related but I hate people who can't park, my car is the white one in this pic

 

[Mike Jackson]

The work of the devil. But not as bad as cheap cheese.

What is the point of cheddar that has so little taste you may as well be an American?

Cheddar needs to burn your gums or it's not strong enough. If it is also impossible to slice thinly because is is so crumbly all the better.

How about soft cheese that goes out of date before it's ripe enough to eat. If you open the fridge and the Brie doesn't crawl out on it's own it's not ripe enough.

 

[Resolute]

The work of the devil. But not as bad as cheap cheese.

What is the point of cheddar that has so little taste you may as well be an American?

I call it plastic cheese!

 

[Resolute]

It's only nearly work related but I hate people who can't park, my car is the white one in this pic

That would grip my ****!!!!!

 

[Resolute]

Cheddar needs to burn your gums or it's not strong enough. If it is also impossible to slice thinly because is is so crumbly all the better.

How about soft cheese that goes out of date before it's ripe enough to eat. If you open the fridge and the Brie doesn't crawl out on it's own it's not ripe enough.

For any of you close enough to the Lakes there's a brilliant cheese shop in Cartmel, with a micro brewery next to it too!

 

[Dotty]

did you have to stop due to weight limit restrictions Jon? 🙂, or did they suddenly raise the height of the buttons 🙂

Hark at you Tubby!

 

[Ray Stafford]

It's only nearly work related but I hate people who can't park, my car is the white one in this pic

There is a worse version. You go somewhere, and there is only one parking spot left. Because of the way that the other people have parked, you have to park straddling the bay lines.

Then when you come back to your car, the d1cks either side of you have gone, and everyone looks at you like you parked that way deliberately.

 

[Ray Stafford]

How about soft cheese that goes out of date before it's ripe enough to eat. If you open the fridge and the Brie doesn't crawl out on it's own it's not ripe enough.

I don't even bother to look at the date on camembert. Just smell it.

Mrs S can't understand it. She'll buy me some during the week, and then be disappointed that I don't eat it that weekend. That would be sacrilege. And probably illegal. I have my CRB check to think of, I can't be caught messing about with under-age dairy products!

 

[Ray Stafford]

I might have to add old speckled hen to the list.

Bought some tonight for the first time. Its almost, but not quite, a decent beer. It reminds me of something I used to drink when I was younger, but I can't remember what. Might be Watney's Stag.

Anyway, a disappointment.

 

[Centralheatking]

I wrote my original hate list 15 years ago - i filled an a4 in small type most of which is not allowed


Centralheatking

Lol! Spot on! - I have been adding to the list already! :smile:

 

[Dotty]

While we're on about beer, I cannot stand that yellow fizzy dishwater so beloved of footballers and children afraid of utilising their tastebuds.

....And Football
....People who say "It's not rocket science!"
....Rocket science
....My daughters light controlled mermaid that scares the crap clean out of you at 3 in the morning when you go down to the kitchen for a drink of water.... "Helloooo.... What's your name?"

 

[townfanjon]

Laminate and tiled timber-floors, dont we just love them ???

 

[wetdrip]

When your socks come off your feet inside your wellingtons and end up in front of your toes.Especially when you've taken the dog for a walk, in the woods, on a freezing winters morning like this morning.

 

[Ermintrude]

Sparks who think it's ok to play with boiler as it's only electrical

 

[Phil]

Going to a pub toilet wearing my new shoes/trainers and having to stand around a lake of cold urine on the floor with my legs spread wide and then washing my hands while some animal comes straight out of the cubicle and marches right out through the door, contamninating the door handle with jobbie just before I need to touch it.

 

[DaveTidy]

Loft lagging, flux in cuts, kneeling on screws, hitting handwith hammer, hitting hand with hammer after hitting hand with hammer, splinters,dropping my ice cream whilst driving, hitting head on loft rafters, customer outon first day of big job, customer in on first day of big job, no mobile signal,out of stock, short orders, incorrect orders, in-growing toe nails, piles,something in my eye, run out of headache tablets, nails catching your ring asyou exit the loft (painful), mixing apprentices with carpets and foliac, walkingin on 90 year old naked lady, “I’m sure it was working before you came” andgetting deafer……. YES DEAFER!

 

[Resolute]

nails catching your ring asyou exit the loft (painful),

You had what in your ring?!

 

[DaveTidy]

A surprise!

 

[stevetheplumber]

You do remember I trained as a lift engineer when I was on BT don't you............

my father in law was an aae on bt incharge of lifts based in holborn

 

[fogarty]

Women who leave shopping trolleys in middle of car park so that it rolls downhill at speed into someone's pride and joy.
Whenever I get into wife's car and there's no petrol in it.
Whenever women go out they have to have new dress, shoes, handbag, hairdo, nails etc.
Womens rubbish on telly.
Anyone see a link? :mad2: