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Who really gets on your wick?

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Rickster123

After being told by my mrs that I seem to detest everyone on tv I'll start the list...

Bruce Forsyth
Davina McCall
alan carr
Piers Morgan
my ex mrs
Andy Murray
daddy pig
phil Taylor.
 
Bruce Forsyth
Cheryl Cole
Ricky Gervais
TOWIE
piers morgan
Michael McIntyre
My ex.
John Bishop
 
Charlie Mullins from pimilico he seems to be on tv, radio or newspapers every week how does he get all this free advertising
 
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Jimbob said:
Brucey' a legend!!! What's wrong with you
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Are you for real? He'd be lost without his autocue!

I forgot to add Ronnie Corbett..... He hates me too. Dunno why. I spend one night shagging his daughter and he loses his sense of humour.......
 
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I can't stand ant and dec. They do my head in.

I also hate katie price and Peter Andre.

I also hate estate agents

i also hate Chris moyles.

I also hate any morning breakfast radio host

i also hate people who can't park.

I also hate women in clubs who think they are all that and are mingers.

I also hate houses will terrible parking and people who live in them who don't understand it's not pheasable to park one mile down the road and makes three or fours trips to get all your gear in a house to try and fix a fault that isn't there.

I also hate people that have combis and don't realise that you have to run a cup full of water before it even starts to warm up and always say to you that it used to be instantly hot and you don't know what your on about.
 
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Arsene Wenger - I just wish he would **** off, he claims he never sees anything wrong his players so and he wears the most ridiculous coat I have ever seen, which he can never seem to do the zip up on.

Steve Claridge - Talks nonsense and has a real anti-palace agenda.

Jeremy Kyle - talks over people and shouts and just a general tosser

Dominic Littlewood - I hate the way he gets up in peoples faces in a confrontational way, purely because he has the safety net of a camera crew, he wouldn't be half as gobby confronting all these "cowboy builders" on his own.

Jamie Oliver - He spits all over the food whilst talking, you couldn't pay me to eat anything he has prepared.

Every one on Loose Women.

Chris Moyles - Thinks he is the funniest man on the face of the earth, all he does is talk utter ******** and put stupid voices on. He is very near the top of my "slap on sight" list.
 
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Jesus gets on my wick!

With his turning cheeks and fish and loaves.


If a customer doesn't pay me I ain't turning the other cheek

And when I've not got enough elbows to finish a job and the nearest place is bloody b n q. Where's Jesus's magical multiplying fish and bread skills to make my fittings box full of 22mm elbows!!

Barsteward!!
 
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villa_tom said:
I can't stand ant and dec. They do my head in.

I also hate katie price and Peter Andre.

I also hate estate agents

i also hate Chris moyles.

I also hate any morning breakfast radio host

i also hate people who can't park.

I also hate women in clubs who think they are all that and are mingers.

I also hate houses will terrible parking and people who live in them who don't understand it's not pheasable to park one mile down the road and makes three or fours trips to get all your gear in a house to try and fix a fault that isn't there.

I also hate people that have combis and don't realise that you have to run a cup full of water before it even starts to warm up and always say to you that it used to be instantly hot and you don't know what your on about.
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I concur mr tom!
 
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Kyle87 said:
Jesus gets on my wick!

With his turning cheeks and fish and loaves.


If a customer doesn't pay me I ain't turning the other cheek

And when I've not got enough elbows to finish a job and the nearest place is bloody b n q. Where's Jesus's magical multiplying fish and bread skills to make my fittings box full of 22mm elbows!!

Barsteward!!
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this might be my favourite post ever
 
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christian o connell and richie on absolute, it's an even worse version of that ***** moyles and comedy dave
 
Oh nearly forgot, people who don't pick up after their dogs. And even worse people who do bag it up then hang it in a friggin tree!!
 
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Irish said:
christian o connell and richie on absolute, it's an even worse version of that ***** moyles and comedy dave
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What gets me with Absolute is the constant mind numbing Wonga.com adverts, they obviously think that the kind of braindeath morons who listen to Absolute are the kind dumb enough to take out a payday loan with a 5853% annual percentage rate.
I listen to Absolute and I'm offended.
 
Can't stand that friend we've all got that needs you on a constant basis for plumbing until you realise f*** this and ya start whacking him with costly bills for the work and everything awkward from then on but you have to think......I'm running a business for christs sake!!
 
An idiot who makes out that I pulled him on a badly installed flue as I owe him £40? What the freck ? I would still owe the £40 even if I did lift the boiler by 2" so flue clearly fell away from boiler or emptied a lot of sludge into system so it looked like the 2hr combi swap he did was flushed. Jog the f on!
 
And I hate them silly security guards in shops that think their police men and follow you round because somehow turning up to town in ya work gear means your a theif.

Yes I have no problem stopping g off in town wearing my work clobber. Look a bit out of place in debenhams but do I really need the security escort as I shop.
 
Women who think Homebase is the only place who sell any kind of bathrooms, tiles, showers home improvement etc.
Everytime I fit Homebase tiles I vow never again..I always think next time will be different but no.

Did a kitchen splashback in glass moasaic sheets and spent 110 minutes digging out grout trapped in diverts in each 20mm tile with a pen top.
 
Anyone who I have to spend more then 10 minutes with!!!
but I mostly get annoyed by f#¥$tards who wear tight jeans an have stupid hair and try to look like everyone else! Russell brand (not the fat one) that singer who looks like Russell brand but with ginger hair and that idiot mark wright, he's a plank.
 
Ch4 plumbing said:
Anyone who I have to spend more then 10 minutes with!!!
but I mostly get annoyed by f#¥$tards who wear tight jeans an have stupid hair and try to look like everyone else! Russell brand (not the fat one) that singer who looks like Russell brand but with ginger hair and that idiot mark wright, he's a plank.
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I wear tight jeans and have silly hair 🙂
 

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I'm not having Daddy Pig on the hated list, I learn all I need to know from him.

How much patience has that pig got?

Michael Owen commentating, come on please can a proper commentator tap him on the shoulder and tell him to "Just Go"
 
Villa Tom...last time you put an All saints link up I clicked on it and had poxy Google adds for months all over my internet with guys in fancy shirts.
 
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Ch4 plumbing said:
Do you also wear boat shoes and no socks? I know that look it's called........the same as everyone else! It kills me that so many people want to look the same.
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I went out the other night to a fairly nice bar in Leicester. Full of people who think they're posh to be honest.

But there is some great skirt there.

But everyone of the lads had a blazer on and that daft hairstyle where it's short round the sides, a bit of hair on top with the frontal area gelled upwards in a 2 o clock direction.

I actually felt like I was the only kid at school not wearing a uniform.

And the daft women fall for it. They think it means the lads got a degree and a decent motor. Where's infact the fruit loop just watches towie for fashion tips and wears the same outfit every Saturday night
 
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Kyle87 said:
I went out the other night to a fairly nice bar in Leicester. Full of people who think they're posh to be honest.

But there is some great skirt there.

But everyone of the lads had a blazer on and that daft hairstyle where it's short round the sides, a bit of hair on top with the frontal area gelled upwards in a 2 o clock direction.

I actually felt like I was the only kid at school not wearing a uniform.

And the daft women fall for it. They think it means the lads got a degree and a decent motor. Where's infact the fruit loop just watches towie for fashion tips and wears the same outfit every Saturday night
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Nothing wrong with that hair do 🙂

Nothing wrong with a blazer either mate, I wear a blazer most Saturday nights out 🙂
 
villa_tom said:
Nothing wrong with that hair do 🙂

Nothing wrong with a blazer either mate, I wear a blazer most Saturday nights out 🙂
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It's not so much the style or the blazer that bothers me matey.....it's the fact that literally 90% of the blokes actually looked identical. And I'm not exaggerating. It's was quite funny.
 
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******* hate all politicians and trade union leaders who are wannbe politicians i wouldnt pish on any of them if they were on fire. Surprised no one hasnt mentioned them already. All of them arsholes in ivory towers
 
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i cant believe no one else has mentioned noel fecking edmunds. the goddamn chuckle brothers, cilla black.


i agree with most of the others
 
Phil said:
Steve Wright on radio 2 gets right on my tit ends.
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Oooo yeah. Forgot about him. Big guests my arse! If they're so big why not give them more than five minutes? Why not focus the interview on them instead of your own rambling self-indulgent questions? And you can stick that dream interpreter up your arse! " You dreamt about two ton tessie o'shea? That's the 53rd most popular dream, you're focussing your mind on the desire for a new mattress............"

Muppets. Steve Wright rhymes with shyte.........
 
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I can't really contribute to this thread as I hate pretty much everyone.

But I will say this.... WTF is wrong with Daddy Pig?! He's an absolute legend for putting up with that spoilt, obnoxious little brat.
 
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TBServices said:
I can't really contribute to this thread as I hate pretty much everyone.

But I will say this.... WTF is wrong with Daddy Pig?! He's an absolute legend for putting up with that spoilt, obnoxious little brat.
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You deserve a pint 😉
 
Ok let's get this straight people regarding peopa pig.

Nothing wrong with daddy pig!!
He's a bit of a plank but he's humble.


Peppa is a brat. Jealous anytime another kid can do something she can't.

Wanna know who I hate from that cartoon.......mrs rabbit.

Well mrs rabbit is taking all the jobs!!

She works in all the shops
Flies the balloon
Flies the helicopter
Works in the hospital
Works in the fire station
Runs the fete
Works in the school

And does a hell of a lot more!!!


And has anyone seen mr rabbit!!!......isn't that suspicious!!
 
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The queen have her an award for being the hardest working person in the world last week. Seems legit.
 
croppie said:
Are you for real? He'd be lost without his autocue!

I forgot to add Ronnie Corbett..... He hates me too. Dunno why. I spend one night shagging his daughter and he loses his sense of humour.......
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Was it her height that attracted you to her John?
 
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Bruce Forsyth hate him
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When I was in Afghanistan Bruce Forsyth came to us Royal Navy & Royal Marines guys/gals in Lashkar Gah base. He properly had the **** taken out of him by the lads and didn't even realise it. Katherine Jenkins also turned up with him and you can imagine who got more attention!!
 
the caretaker of a holiday let that just rang as a rad isnt coming on!!! its 23 degrees out there ffs therefore not an emergency!!
 
The estate agent this morning. Boiler broken down, it's an emergency, if you can't go we'll get somebody else. At which point the price went up. Gets there, sounds like no fuel. Pressure gauge in and no fuel. Tanks padlocked so off with the elbow and lo and behold no oil. It had been service 2 months before but all that was left of the mz770 was two wires and the bulb. Battery gone on the tank level gauge.

But the supplier always fills before they run out. Not this time honey 🙂
 
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Dorris the horrid. My stalker. She's 79. Sends me notes calls and when I opens my front door she appeared..... My house isn't exactly en-route!
 
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IDCHAPPY said:
Katie Hopkins, she's such a smug twunt gŕrrrrr
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Imagine doing a job round at Katie Hopkins? One false move and she's slagging you off on GMTV the next morning.

I'd love her to go bankrupt and then I'd employ her as a general scivvy and have her wash my van while I crack a bullwhip and keep making her do it over and over again.
 

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