Boiler Error Codes Linea HE

[coldinabz]

Hi all. Wonder if someone here might be able to assist with some advice.

I have a Linea HE boiler from Vokera and I’m getting the following error indicators. I have no idea what’s going on. Basically the boiler just keeps cutting out.

I thought it was a pressurisation issue but the boiler seems to suggest it’s sitting at 2 bars which is a touch high, no? Sometimes it flashes at 3 bars.

Any advice anyone can offer would be much appreciated.

 

[SimonG]

Call in your gas safe engineer to resolve.

 

[coldinabz]

I will do if nobody here has any ideas. Last time I called him out for the same it cost me £80.00 and took 5 minutes to press a few buttons.

 

[SimonG]

You're not paying for the time, you're paying for the knowledge.

 

[coldinabz]

I didn’t realise that this was a forum for holier than thou keyboard warriors. I apologise. Thanks for the help.

 

[SimonG]

I didn’t realise that this was a forum for holier than thou keyboard warriors. I apologise. Thanks for the help.

No just Muppets who ask questions about gas appliances who then spit their dummies because they don't like being told it needs an expert.

 

[coldinabz]

Being told politely and in a reasoned way is fine. But simply being told to speak to someone who will charge £80.00 for the pleasure, is less fine.

Had you said “this is a problem that is more complex than a layman might be able to handle” would be a great response.

Your response smacked simply of “get ripped off - it pays for my holidays”.

Thanks again.

 

[coldinabz]

I do computer work. I’m qualified in it. But if I can tell someone to do Ctrl+Alt+Del without charging them £80.00, I’ll do it. I will charge only if I need to. I guess that makes me a nice person. What it makes you, I’ll leave you to decide.

 

[SimonG]

Awwww bless.

 

[coldinabz]

You seem like a lovely man. Or beast. Hope carbon monoxide takes hold some day. Do the world a favour!

 

[SimonG]

Maybe not quite as nice as you think then, eh!

Incompetent idiots playing with gas appliances is a recipe for disaster. Not quite the same as telling somebody over the phone to switch it off and back on again.

 

[coldinabz]

But you’re missing the point.

If I need to dick about with gas. Or pipes. Or anything more complex, I’ll gladly pay.

If all I need to do is press two buttons for a fairly standard reset, why should I !??!

I will pay you to fit a new boiler. I pay you what you want. Because you’re skilled and qualified and trained to do so.

But if you come to my house, press three buttons and say “£80.00 please”, I’ll wish you get cat aids.

Don’t be so precious.

 

[SimonG]

You're missing the point though. It cost you money because you didn't have the knowledge or competency.

Meeoow.

 

[coldinabz]

But someone without the knowledge to just press Ctrl+Alt+Del needn’t be charged £80.00 for that knowledge. Be a good person. Don’t rape people.

I trust that when they need me to reformat their machine and salvage their data, they’ll come back and pay me to do so.

 

[coldinabz]

Anyway. Following this dialogue I cannot imagine I’ll get a reasonable response to my query. Not because I feel your fellow plumberists are not willing to supply such, but because you’ve made this an unpleasant thread.

So again, thanks for your input. I hope you succumb to carbon monoxide poisoning for being a dick!

 

[Wirdy]

Stick to ICT mate, where your people-skills are more suited.

 

[coldinabz]

Dunno who that is aimed at.

Information and computer tech? Me, then?

 

[Wirdy]

You're talking to 127.0.0.1

 

[coldinabz]

I think that’s bianry for “Damntard”, no?

 

[Wirdy]

Surely there can't still be anybody here?..but I'm sure I heard something......./tumbleweed

 

[coldinabz]

Only you. And me. For entertainment. Sorry there couldn’t have been a more courteous exchange here.

 

[Wirdy]

Such a shame, it was so lovely at the beginning too.........

 

[coldinabz]

Totally agree. I had a semi.

 

[Murdoch]

odd attitude from the OP .............. why would competent, mainly self employed people give away their skills and knowledge?

anyway try this:

Customer Service – Vokera

 

[coldinabz]

Thank you.

Again, I wouldn’t want them to tell me how to fit a boiler. But if all this takes is the press of three buttons, I’d say it would be common decency to just say “easy fix, here you go” .

 

[SimonG]

Maybe why you were told to get a gas engineer dick head.

 

[coldinabz]

Damn. My prayers for a carbon monoxide leak to claim you through the night have gone unanswered.

 

[jtsplumbing]

Sorry your upset at having to pay £80 for a couple min to fix your boiler, but the chap you call'd will have overheads to cover, how far did he travel ? and what area are you in ? if, as you seem to think its the same problem & just pressing a couple of buttons can sort it, look in the installation book , you may find the answer !!

 

[ShaunCorbs]

end of get a pro in