Call off the search party..

[Leo21]

I'm here!

just had a week in Portugal. All inclusive unlimited food and booze. Had a great time with the kids who made me very proud with their behaviour and manors. Some of the kids out there needed a slap!
my only complaints for the week were the shockingly bad bacon in the morning, the tea that tasted like gnats pee, the annoying bloke from Birmingham who never shut the fffff up!

so what have I missed? Who's been banned? Has Shaun hit the 25,000 post mark? Is Leo still bald?

Yes I'm still bold. Can you still see your feet? How's the elastic waist band?