Can a have my post count returned to zero please

[Phil]

Okay, so I've posted 3,000 times on this forum. And the big deal is?? I really wish we didn't have post counts, I mean...what does it all mean?

My girlfriend looked at my EE statement and worked out I'd only texted her 941 times last month, down from over 1000 the previous month and was like "whats going on, are you going off me or something"

The tilers forum have risen above post counts and abolished them, maybe we should do the same or maybe have a vote.

In fact I will get the MP's to thrash this out in the commons on Wednesday.

Actually I'm not at 3000 yet which is good, anything I have to say I will simply edit this box to keep my post count down.

 

[oz-plumber]

Phil,

I feel for you.
I have been with my wife for almost 20 years ( not married for all that time )
But we wouldn't have texted each other over that time the amount of texts you are required to send you wife monthly.

 

[Meady]

Okay, so I've posted 3,000 times on this forum. And the big deal is?? I really wish we didn't have post counts, I mean...what does it all mean?

My girlfriend looked at my EE statement and worked out I'd only texted her 941 times last month, down from over 1000 the previous month and was like "whats going on, are you going off me or something"

The tilers forum have risen above post counts and abolished them, maybe we should do the same or maybe have a vote.

In fact I will get the MP's to thrash this out in the commons on Wednesday.

Actually I'm not at 3000 yet which is good, anything I have to say I will simply edit this box to keep my post count down.

I hope for your sake your not being serious 🙂

 

[townfanjon]

After a recent long weekend away wiv mi mates , i didnt text herin doors to say we got there , texted both daughters so couldnt see a problem ......... Oh dear , she did.

Probably sent her 10 texts since I bought my first phone god knows how many years since. Lol

 

[oz-plumber]

After a recent long weekend away wiv mi mates , i didnt text herin doors to say we got there , texted both daughters so couldnt see a problem ......... Oh dear , she did.

Probably sent her 10 texts since I bought my first phone god knows how many years since. Lol

Rule 1 - Texting Wife.

If and when you get the opportunity (permission) to go away with the fellas for a long weekend.

Do text the wife and let her know how miserable you are without her!!!

Do not text the wife telling her you are having a great time, nor should you totally ignore your wife - because she will automatically assume you are having a great time.

If you've gone away on a fishing trip - text her that everyone else is catching fish except you.
If you've gone away riding motor bikes - text her you clutch has broken
If you've gone away to get on the grog - text her you've come down with something

But whatever the occasion - don't tell her you are enjoying yourself.
And don't post anything on facebook.

 

[Barry98]

Actually your on 2999 at minute

 

[thompsonbrown]

Phil,

I feel for you.
I have been with my wife for almost 20 years ( not married for all that time )
But we wouldn't have texted each other over that time the amount of texts you are required to send you wife monthly.

As above with an additional 5yrs together.

 

[newcastle phill]

I now act shifty like im having an affair or a drug dealer.
All to hide my ukpf identity

 

[Rickster123]

I now act shifty like im having an affair or a drug dealer.
All to hide my ukpf identity

There can't be many Jack Daniels drinking, Ducati riding, Geordies around tho surely?!

 

[rpm]

After a recent long weekend away wiv mi mates , i didnt text herin doors to say we got there , texted both daughters so couldnt see a problem ......... Oh dear , she did.

So what is it gonna cost you to put matters right this time Jon? lol

PS.
Might wanna drain the fuel tank before firing up the beast if she knows what sugar does to the carbs.

 

[Toxic Ted]

Okay, so I've posted 3,000 times on this forum. And the big deal is?? I really wish we didn't have post counts, I mean...what does it all mean?

My girlfriend looked at my EE statement and worked out I'd only texted her 941 times last month, down from over 1000 the previous month and was like "whats going on, are you going off me or something"

The tilers forum have risen above post counts and abolished them, maybe we should do the same or maybe have a vote.

In fact I will get the MP's to thrash this out in the commons on Wednesday.

Actually I'm not at 3000 yet which is good, anything I have to say I will simply edit this box to keep my post count down.

Marry the girl......that way you won't have to talk to each other let alone text!

 

[Rickster123]

Marry the girl......that way you won't have to talk to each other let alone text!

You old romantic you!

 

[ShaunCorbs]

for a cost im sure anything can happen

 

[townfanjon]

So what is it gonna cost you to put matters right this time Jon? lol

PS.
Might wanna drain the fuel tank before firing up the beast if she knows what sugar does to the carbs.

Shes over it , for the moment , but no doubt it will get dredged up in a row in 10 years .

 

[rpm]

Shes over it , for the moment , but no doubt it will get dredged up in a row in 10 years .

Bet your bottom dollar on it mate!!!

 

[Toxic Ted]

Shes over it , for the moment , but no doubt it will get dredged up in a row in 10 years .

Probably a bit sooner than ten years......same time next month would be a good bet!