Christmas Arguements

[Leo21]

I was born in a caravan....does that make me a pikey?

Yes.....

 

[Toxic Ted]

Maybe thats why i get a high from weighing in my scrap!

 

[Rickster123]

I was born in a caravan....does that make me a pikey?

Not if it was a Swift!

 

[Toxic Ted]

Not if it was a Swift!

A leaky Swift?....nah....no self respecting traveller would be seen in one of them budget boxes!

 

[dancinplumba]

Bleeding rozzers took my caravan. Flicking neighbour big mouth Betty complained about it on street

 

[Rickster123]

Bleeding rozzers took my caravan. Flicking neighbour big mouth Betty complained about it on street

Heres the real trouble maker!!

 

[Leo21]

Heres the real trouble maker!!

Nice , slight of hand.

 

[Toxic Ted]

Nice , slight of hand.

Slight of hand?....thats a right large shovel full of 5hit in a sideways motion that is!

 

[Toxic Ted]

Heres the real trouble maker!!

I bet nobody wanted to sit next to you at school....."Miss...miss...eeez just..."............GRASS!

 

[Rickster123]

You see village idiot this is what happens when you don't buy your mrs a present!!!

 

[Toxic Ted]

You see village idiot this is what happens when you don't buy your mrs a present!!!

Like a little boy caught with his hand in his sisters knickers......priceless!

 

[Rickster123]

Hahahaha

 

[Leo21]

For the love of God, close this thread.

 

[newcastle phill]

Close it - I haven't even started yet !

 

[Toxic Ted]

For the love of God, close this thread.

Whats a matter Leo?.....ring some bells did it?

 

[Leo21]

Whats a matter Leo?.....ring some bells did it?

I don't want to talk about it. My physchiatrist told me to bury it deep, deep I tell ya.

 

[Toxic Ted]

I don't want to talk about it. My physchiatrist told me to bury it deep, deep I tell ya.

I just knew it was a northern thing!.............monkeys do that!

 

[Leo21]

I just knew it was a northern thing!.............monkeys do that!

D,d,d,do you mean your not northern Ted? And I thought you were all right.

 

[Ray Stafford]

D,d,d,do you mean your not northern Ted? And I thought you were all right.

He's from Slough. How much more northern can you get?

 

[Toxic Ted]

D,d,d,do you mean your not northern Ted? And I thought you were all right.

Sorry mate....nothing alright about me Leo.........i'm from the royal borough of Slough, Windsor and Maidenhead don't you know........Her Majesty the Queen is my neighbour.......the only thing monkey about me is the tea i drink!

 

[Toxic Ted]

He's from Slough. How much more northern can you get?

Watford is as far as i dare......i hear they are all savages beyond that Ray!

 

[Leo21]

Where's Tamz when you need him?

 

[Toxic Ted]

Where's Tamz when you need him?

Tamz is royalty....you leave him out of this !

 

[Toxic Ted]

Tamz is from southern Scotland....not northern England.....so there!

 

[Ray Stafford]

M4 = Arctic circle

Oxfordshire = Tundra