Dirty Van Dirty Man - Cleaning

[richard978]

There is an old age saying, Dirty Van means a Dirty Man, well that is what my dad taught me.

Anyway I've just got a three month lucrative contract and it means using there sign written van....the problem is that the interior is disgusting.

It's that bad I don't even want to sit in it, and it openly displayed my horror when they handed me the keys.

I looks like a silver back has been living in it and picking its arse for the last 5 years.

My question how and what do I clean the upholstery with to get it clean.....I'm clueless. I've sprayed 2001 carpet cleaner, bicarb, vinegar.....every thing and its still grim

Help Advice needed before Monday.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Seat covers ??

 

[richard978]

Thats one option but I think its too dirty for that. Id take photos but I don't want to put you off your supper.

 

[king of pipes]

Steam clean it bud

 

[Pitty]

Show us I’m sure we’ve seen worse?

 

[richard978]

in the morning I'll post some before and after.

 

[townfanjon]

They wont want to do it and may want to charge a little more , take it to a car valeters.

 

[firemant]

Defo the valet route. I don't mind my own dirty can, but not another guys. I recently borrowed a mates van, but I had to eat my lunch standing up in the empty house I was working in.

 

[turnpin]

What ever happened to cleanliness is next to Godliness....lol regards Turnpin🙂

 

[plumbandplumber]

Hire an upholstery cleaner from hire shops, eg. -

Karcher Carpet & Upholstery Cleaner - Domestic Hire | National Tool Hire Shops

Carpet Cleaner - HSS Hire

 

[Daniel Hall]

Take it to a decent car valet place. Not the ones that wash your car with brick acid n a jet wash for a fiver. A reputable one. They will get it clean then get seat covers on