F.A.O Toxic Ted

[Dotty]

Now lets be honest, Would you want to stand next to THAT for a selfie?

You get the horrible feeling that that's his sex face too?

 

[Ray Stafford]

You get the horrible feeling that that's his sex face too?

Some thoughts cannot be un-thought.

There should be a warrant out for your arrest Mr Crop, from the international court in the Hague, for crimes against humanity for putting that post on the interweb.

 

[Rickster123]

You get the horrible feeling that that's his sex face too?

Leave off. I don't have time to make a face!

 

[rpm]

You get the horrible feeling that that's his sex face too?

Well he wasn`t with me when it was taken! Looks like he`s back home indoors so ..........

 

[rpm]

Leave off. I don't have time to make a face!

Before she wipes it off you mean?

 

[SimonG]

Before she wipes it off you mean?

Stop it!

 

[rpm]

Before she wipes it off you mean?

Meant the smirk off his face, nothing else meant by it honest.

 

[Dotty]

Some thoughts cannot be un-thought.

There should be a warrant out for your arrest Mr Crop, from the international court in the Hague, for crimes against humanity for putting that post on the interweb.

Eh? How is gurn boy my fault?

 

[rpm]

Eh? How is gurn boy my fault?

Cos it is!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Eh? How is gurn boy my fault?

You connected it to sex. Leaving a hitherto pleasurable experience tainted forever.

 

[Rickster123]

Well that's the last time I offer to do a meet and greet on here!

 

[Dotty]

Cos it is!

Oh. Right.

You connected it to sex. Leaving a hitherto pleasurable experience tainted forever.

I must be honest, Mrs Stafford is rather good.....

 

[rpm]

Well that's the last time I offer to do a meet and greet on here!

Well that`s my second and last.

 

[Rickster123]

Well that`s my second and last.

Next year I was gonna do a tour meeting forum members and getting selfies.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Next year I was gonna do a tour meeting forum members and getting selfies.

Thanks god thats been nipped in the bud.

 

[Ray Stafford]

I must be honest, Mrs Stafford is rather good.....

Oh goodie! A public suicide, live on t'internet!

 

[Rickster123]

Thanks god thats been nipped in the bud.

I was hoping you'd sponsor me ray? AP's Big UK Tour (sponsored by Williams) I was thinking a jacket and maybe a matching hat?

 

[Ray Stafford]

I was hoping you'd sponsor me ray? AP's Big UK Tour (sponsored by Williams) I was thinking a jacket and maybe a matching hat?

So long as the jacket buttons up the back, and the hat is a full-face balaclava, you've got a deal!

 

[Rickster123]

So long as the jacket buttons up the back, and the hat is a full-face balaclava, you've got a deal!

I've gone right off you. I shall take my ideas to Plumbcenter...

 

[Ray Stafford]

I've gone right off you. I shall take my ideas to Plumbcenter...

TFI Monday

 

[Toxic Ted]

I was hoping you'd sponsor me ray? AP's Big UK Tour (sponsored by Williams) I was thinking a jacket and maybe a matching hat?

You cant have a jacket....i've been trying to get one out of Dean at the Slough branch for ages and all i get is "they are for employees only and can't give them away".......and its not going to change now they are all bloody tight arse share holders!