Favourite Quotations

[Dotty]

Think I'll shift this to the arms, lads. Some of these may go so far beyond the knuckle they'll be at the elbow!!!

 

[kay-jay]

Some of these may go so far beyond the knuckle they'll be at the elbow!!!

Who said that then?🙂

 

[Dotty]

Who said that then?🙂

A venerable sage

 

[kay-jay]

A venerable sage

I didn't 🙂

 

[Leo21]

A venerable sage

Mia there a new meaning for sage now then?

 

[kay-jay]

A vulnerable in old age

I stand corrected🙂

 

[Leo21]

Is there a new meaning for sage now then?
The murphys is affecting my fingers.

 

[villa_tom]

There was a young man from brum,
Who had a plumber called zeb slap his bum.
He said can you smack it
Then zeb came on toms jacket
Now toms no longer his chum!!

You wrote that ages ago and have been waiting for ages to use it, haven't you 🙂

 

[Ollieg]

Man who sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

 

[kay-jay]

You wrote that ages ago and have been waiting for ages to use it, haven't you 🙂

Originally the last line was ' now tom's his bff chum'

It was only changed since zeb started brewing real ale and you adamantly refused anything but pimms for post coital refreshment🙂

 

[Kyle87]

You wrote that ages ago and have been waiting for ages to use it, haven't you 🙂

No I'm just awesome. Thought of a better last line but its too late now.

 

[on31ll]

"please stop aki "

Zeb

Top form tonight kay jay

 

[on31ll]

"**** off..... Harry potter said to dumbledore"

heard it off my mate on site ! Basically any swearword or swearword combo is followed up by harry potter characters saying it to the pther !

"Suck it.... Hagrid said to harry"

easyily pleased

 

[Kyle87]

There was a mod called croppie
Who's wrist was a little floppy
He thinks he's still at work
When he mods like a jerk
With the over use of paste and copy

 

[kay-jay]

I started a thread about limericks a while back.
http://www.ukplumbersforums.co.uk/showthread.php?p=166841

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

There was a upstart called kyle
Who had the most terrible piles it was such a throb
he caught of someone elses knob
he now known as gay kyle

mods are known to be cruel:smile:
next

 

[Kyle87]

Gas man was washing his landy
He thought his machine was dandy
He started to throw up
As his defender blew up
I found bomb school quite handy!!

 

[mfgs]

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.” - Thomas Edison

“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.” - Dr Seuss

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." - Winston Churchill

 

[Keefy]

"Dallas in the morning? Cool, I know a great barber in Dallas." - LBJ's last words to JFK

 

[on31ll]

My favorite quotes are the ones from british gas for £2500 to do a powerflush on 6 rads !