Hairs on your neck

[jaydebruyne]

You ever been to a property and the tenant gave you the creeps?

Went to a place a while ago and the guy, lived alone, maybe mid 40s, place hardly had furniture, and I left feeling quite violated.. Quite strange feeling really...

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Did a job in some flats years ago and a woman came up and asked if I could look at her boiler, popped down and the flat was covered in *** tar! Stank! Anyway the doorway to the front room had 2 child gate on it, one on top of the other like a cage! 2 right odd kids in their!! Just smiled and left! That was a weird one.

 

[jaydebruyne]

Did a job in some flats years ago and a woman came up and asked if I could look at her boiler, popped down and the flat was covered in *** tar! Stank! Anyway the doorway to the front room had 2 child gate on it, one on top of the other like a cage! 2 right odd kids in their!! Just smiled and left! That was a weird one.

Jeezus, makes you wonder dunnit

 

[newcastle phill]

Did a job in a house. Single bloke mid 50s front door straight into living room.
Typical single bloke living room...not dusted sort of organised..

" you want a cuppa mate"
Yes ok then thanks..

Ended up in to the kitchen - omg what a scruffy unclean flea infested cat pi$$ covered greasy plate stacked stinking hole.

Now i never accept a cuppa before seeing the kitchen.

 

[Dotty]

Did a job for a bloke who was born without any arms. Did everything with his feet.

As I walked in he offered me a cup of tea.

Halfway through drinking it I suddenly thought "Hang on a minute....."

 

[Rickster123]

Did a full heating in a house once. Moved the wardrobe and found a kitchen knife wrapped in newspaper hidden behind it. I didn't linger long!

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Did a job for a bloke who was born without any arms. Did everything with his feet.

As I walked in he offered me a cup of tea.

Halfway through drinking it I suddenly thought "Hang on a minute....."

1st thought which foot does he wipe his arris with and which toe did he dig the teabag out with!?

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Another one was a council house with 2 low IQ people living in it, went to change a TRV in the bedroom and it was filthy, never been cleaned but the worst thing was the piles of S&M **** mags, the epic size of large ****** and the latex dresses that made my eyes open wide!!

 

[julesverne]

1st thought which foot does he wipe his arris with and which toe did he dig the teabag out with!?

And does he use his mid wicket to stir the tea

 

[jaydebruyne]

Did a job for a bloke who was born without any arms. Did everything with his feet.

As I walked in he offered me a cup of tea.

Halfway through drinking it I suddenly thought "Hang on a minute....."

Are you effing kidding me.... Haha

 

[Dotty]

1st thought which foot does he wipe his arris with and which toe did he dig the teabag out with!?

And does he use his mid wicket to stir the tea

Don't! I still have sleepless nights!

 

[jaydebruyne]

Did a full heating in a house once. Moved the wardrobe and found a kitchen knife wrapped in newspaper hidden behind it. I didn't linger long!

Bloomin' eck... I'd of wrapped it in cling film.. IDIOT!!!

 

[jaydebruyne]

Another one was a council house with 2 low IQ people living in it, went to change a TRV in the bedroom and it was filthy, never been cleaned but the worst thing was the piles of S&M **** mags, the epic size of large ****** and the latex dresses that made my eyes open wide!!

Nothing wrong with a bit if pain ch4 😉

 

[jaydebruyne]

On another note.. Has anyone ever had the come on from a lady customer???

 

[newcastle phill]

Just once when working for b gas.
I'd rather have beat my wheat than flatten grass with that'un tho.
A horse and a half

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

On another note.. Has anyone ever had the come on from a lady customer???

Every house I go on! I'm moulded like a Greek God and smooth as Clooney!


Well ISH haha

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

On another note.. Has anyone ever had the come on from a lady customer???

yes,she was fit as ****,wanted to negotiate over her boiler repair,i would have serviced her as well but too much to lose so the bill stood

 

[lame plumber]

yes,she was fit as ****,wanted to negotiate over her boiler repair,i would have serviced her as well but too much to lose so the bill stood

you been dreaming again, still probably more likely to happen than winning the webb ellis trophy (commisserations on that one btw, prefer wales against Autralia)

 

[Dotty]

On another note.. Has anyone ever had the come on from a lady customer???

The village bike once. Wanted me to take a look at her khazi because it weren't flushing.

"How much will it cost me?" She asked.

I knew she didn't have a lot of money so I told her I was sure we could work something out.

She thought for a moment then asked "How much if I let you do me up the arse?"

If it weren't for the fact I knew half the village had been through her....

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

The village bike once. Wanted me to take a look at her khazi because it weren't flushing.

"How much will it cost me?" She asked.

I knew she didn't have a lot of money so I told her I was sure we could work something out.



She thought for a moment then asked "How much if I let you do me up the arse?"

If it weren't for the fact I knew half the village had been through her....

Sweet Jesus was that in Croydon John!?

 

[Dotty]

Aye, I was living in Shirley Oaks Village at the time.

 

[rpm]

The strangest one ever was the guy in his late 50`s who wouldn`t let me in a room next door to where I was working to isolate a pump, he became really strange and told me to leave.

Was in the pub that night telling the story to a few mates and one of them said "Suppose he had a child tied up in there?". That was the last thing I would of thought of but the next day I rang the local police anyway.

 

[rpm]

On another note.. Has anyone ever had the come on from a lady customer???

Four times in fifteen years, not for awhile though so maybe due one soon 😛

The best one continued for 12 months until she sold up and moved away :sad:

 

[jaydebruyne]

The strangest one ever was the guy in his late 50`s who wouldn`t let me in a room next door to where I was working to isolate a pump, he became really strange and told me to leave.

Was in the pub that night telling the story to a few mates and one of them said "Suppose he had a child tied up in there?". That was the last thing I would of thought of but the next day I rang the local police anyway.

Wierdo... I want to know what he was hiding now..

 

[rpm]

Wierdo... I want to know what he was hiding now..

Never gonna know, it was years ago and I never heard anymore about it.