I love a big purple one....

[Phil]

Had to bow my head and snigger when a customers mother came round with the Quality street and said she'd like a big purple one.

 

[townfanjon]

Customer years ago had a squashy fabric cartoon shaped cat ( use your imagination ) as a door stop , I threw the door open once and squashed the cat, she went oh be careful , ' you have just squashed my ***** ' lol

 

[bright spark]

Worked in house yrs ago. D wife was a posh fine thing. I told her I hada toothache but was a bit nervous of dentist.
She said she was a bit too but would get dentist to just stick it in her mouth fast and get it over with. I nearly ****ed meself laughing. She copped what she'd said and turned beetroot.
I knew I should a been a dentist!

 

[lame plumber]

I worked in the states doing contract combine harvesting and trucking when I was 20. So arrived at the farm in south dakota and met the parents of the guy I was working for. Anyhow the mum spun round and caught me with her backside and sent me flying, she just apologised saying "geez I have a massive fanny that just gets in the way all the time!!!!!!!!" I didnt know what to say for a bit, until I realised the difference in our two languages 🙂